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  1. Tom Cable got his story straight faster than Tiger 11:25 AM Nov 29th from web
  2. Why can't the Internet just respect Tiger Woods' carefully-constructed web of lies? 5:47 PM Nov 28th from web
  3. Gonna have to reconsider drafting Tebow now I know his brother is Rumplestilskin. Bastard owes me $50. 5:43 PM Nov 28th from web
  4. True story: "Brothers" based on disagreement between @FAKEJERRYDAVIS and myself when he was left behind enemy lines during War of 1812 2:06 PM Nov 28th from TweetDeck
  5. I'm most thankful for international waters. 4:25 PM Nov 25th from web
  6. While they're at it, NFLN should get Time Warner to option my police procedural "Alienist! The Fantabulous Adventures of Bedford Starkweller 4:04 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  7. What's your favorite flavor of sock? Mine is purple. 3:52 PM Nov 25th from web
  8. Good to see Houston doesn't let anyone under 50 into the stadium. 5:45 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. On second thought he didn't. Damn my eyes! 5:34 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. Thank God Gruden got that suit let out. 5:33 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. @richeisen In related news, Kel Varnsen is on my shortlist of potential new coaches. 3:56 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to richeisen
  12. Joe Namath, Jerry Jones and Curt Schilling on the next "Joe Buck Live." Needs more Paul Azinger.... 3:40 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  13. See if Gordon Lish is available to edit next year's media guide. I like his style. 7:41 PM Nov 22nd from web
  14. Hey, maybe this Roy Williams fellow could replace Cable. Certainly has his team ready to play tonight. 5:56 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  15. Note to self: don't hire anyone whose name starts with Mangin- 6:25 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  16. Feel like I failed my fat, inaccurate son 2:49 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. You can't just WANT the antidote, Chaz Schilens--you have to EARN the antidote. 1:26 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. No hot-shot Brit is going to tell Al Davis which moors to stay off of. 9:13 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  19. @BFeldmanESPN Tell me more about this Spud Dick fellow. 5:42 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck in reply to BFeldmanESPN
  20. Jim Zorn would win on Sadie Hawkins day. 2:07 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck