VerticalVest
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Anxiety attacks? What the fuck is this? Goddamn, I'm dumb.
3:16 PM Nov 29th
from txt
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Hey, Mackenzie. How is Barry Manilow?
9:21 PM Nov 24th
from web
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Fuck you, Mackenzie. All my tweets are goldmines of information. If you insinuate otherwise once more, I will kill you twice.
9:07 PM Nov 24th
from web
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Drag that stupid fucker across the carpet on a leash. That'll teach him not to bleach his hair. Not without your permission.
10:18 AM Nov 21st
from web
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It's an unfortunate thing, to wake up feeling like you've just run a marathon.
9:25 PM Nov 20th
from web
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"When Jesus was born in the manger, three kings visited him and offered him mir and Frankenstein."
8:15 AM Nov 13th
from web
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"I can't talk about her anymore because she's dead. What? She got inoperable esophagus cancer. I swear I saw her eating cat food once."
5:52 AM Nov 12th
from web
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Seriously sick, seriously exhausted, seriously pissed off, and seriously tired of being stupid shitfuck me.
10:54 AM Nov 11th
from web
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Having an intense political discussion with a stranger on Omegle. He told me to relay this message: "DREW BREES FOR PRESIDENT."
7:43 PM Nov 10th
from web
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Downside to all of this: every time I think about gender I want to puke.
5:04 AM Nov 10th
from txt
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Mackenzie: Ultimate Baby Master.
9:14 PM Nov 9th
from web
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I suppose I should clarify. He was wearing nothing but skinny jeans. And goggles.
1:37 PM Nov 7th
from txt
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Woke up at 4pm and the first thing I saw when I walked out the door was a jogger in skinny jeans. I don't... what.
1:29 PM Nov 7th
from txt
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Whoever left the shower running is a diabolical genius.
2:44 AM Nov 7th
from txt
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Hate going to bed upset. I need to be a better person.
2:35 AM Nov 7th
from txt
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Sorry if i don't believe you.
2:26 AM Nov 7th
from web
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Roll back the rock to the dawn of time and sing this song with me.
10:24 PM Nov 6th
from web
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FROLLO, TAKE OFF THAT HAT, IT CANNOT EVEN FIT THROUGH DOORS. YOU ARE SMOTHERING PARIS, YOU OLD SHIT.
10:19 PM Nov 5th
from web
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I think I have gotten less than eight hours of sleep collectively over the past three days. This is not an issue anymore.
10:07 PM Nov 5th
from web
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All of a sudden, everything turned a deeper shade of perfect.
1:30 AM Oct 30th
from web
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- Name Maddie
- Location Between scenic here and there
- Bio I have to eat to survive.
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