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Vernacularshift

  1. @icybluequest My aunt put it on. Its the weirdness of non-streamed TV stuff
  2. Also, I might want to watch it a bunch
  3. Ok, it's Da Vinci's Inquest?
  4. @carr2d2 I'm pretty excited myself
  5. @pattonoswalt Make sure to gently mix in some peanut butter for a bit of cruelty free protein. #gentleTweets
  6. Canadian crime drama; "Dante's Inquest," (or whatever genre it is) reminds me that TV has stuff on it I might not seek on my own.
  7. @batsly Cause Bob Hope
  8. @carr2d2 At least for the near future, trying to save for Grad School
  9. @batsly What are these creatures?
  10. @carr2d2 I suppose it's my first direct mention of that to you. So, yes.
  11. @carr2d2
  12. @carr2d2 it made for a moderately exciting drive!
  13. @MmeSurly I had the discipline to pretend to ignore it/take it in jest. #maths
  14. «@Gaadgette Car alarms are a very effective way to protect your car from thunderstorms.»
  15. Girl I had a crush on here looked like girl from Party Down, hence part of my interest in Party Down
  16. Big, ultimately meaningless revelation
  17. Fiddler Crab, but not a great photo instagr.am/p/LI9RgZgmXp/
  18. Minneapolis is steamy today.
  19. @SteveHuff That happens on beaches all the time, in Minnesota.
  20. @IamEnidColeslaw What about a coffinfull