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  1. @Jeremy_Feist I'll say! Wait, she is legal right?
  2. Websites are not monopolies or dictatorships. You can leave and find another place to hang. That is the beauty of the Internet. Now STFU.
  3. I just saw the new District 9 trailer. Certain scenes involving certain stuff may or may not have caused me to weep for joy.
  4. Crap, my mom just reminded me: it is going to be the 15th anniversary of my brother's death Saturday. And I still feel the wrong one died.
  5. @AnnavonB Car, you nasty girl.
  6. @Jeremy_Feist You are sooooo gay right now.
  7. Well I just played chicken with a guy in a motorized wheelchair in the crosswalk. Neither of us stopped or slowed. He almost hit me. I win.
  8. @Jeremy_Feist No, no, guys doing porn is fine ... I just don't like watching them ... look I am a lesbian, okay? I don't need this!
  9. @AnnavonB @Jeremy_Feist Short hair, hate dudes in my porn, love blue jeans, think kd lang is kinda cool. I AM A LESBIAN!!!!
  10. @Jeremy_Feist But what if, instead of laughing, you want to sex them up? Does that counter the gay?
  11. Pie. Just ... pie.
  12. Okay, how am I still offending people with my jokes? Honestly I hear worse from nuns, and yet I manage to diss just about everyone! Jeez!
  13. Hey um, does anoybody have about 300 bucks they aren't using right now? I'll be your best freind....
  14. @Jeremy_Feist Hey it isn't like I got any. I have one big ab.
  15. @Jeremy_Feist I thought you needed muscles for that sort of thing.
  16. @Jeremy_Feist Two otehr things: that does NOT make you a nerd, just a blogger; and yes, it is most likely something poop-ish. Good night!
  17. @Jeremy_Feist Be careful. I hear Cookie Monster is like old-school RDJ about those things. He will bite a bitch for some macadamia.
  18. Yep. Hole in the roof. Gotta move out. Good news: Folks still rubbing Star Trek in Slim's face. Ahhhhhh.
  19. @prisco Le tme know when the talking pig head shows up, okay?
  20. @Jeremy_Feist Svelte? Limber? Man-portable?