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I like the rain. Rain means a reduction in speeding cars, screaming kids, unattended fires, loud music, lawnmowers and other annoyances.

Venison @cratekane Grab a video camera and make some Yutube soap operas!
Venison Truly sympathizing with Christian Bale. Are any of us ever truly free from the deep dysfunction of our alcoholic blue collar Celtic family.
Venison Yes, you're a big fat self-important yuppie who has lost all connection to the real things of life! Your dead acestors are ashamed of you.
Venison I can tell I need to do groceries again because the pretty flowers I purchased last time are rust brown and their water is also quite murky.
Venison Look! We made a little video of our Sunday in St-Martin's with Orson and Oona. http://tinyurl.com/6dqt5r
Venison @cratekane Excellent! It's really the best way to find a vet. I wish I had taken my own advice sooner and found the vet we have now. Ugh!
Venison Fucktard neighbour woke me up early with his drumming AGAIN. With the exhausting day I had yesterday, I REALLY needed more sleep than this.
Venison Spent the entire day in the salty fog of St-Martin's with the dogs, walking the Fundy trail. We've got one very exhausted Husky and a half.
Venison Chloe brings us a dead bat. We reward her she pukes up the treats and large hairball. Chloe then brings us live bat. We feed her. She purrs.
Venison Shot out of a caffeine canon as my Starbucks 'Venti' three-shot latte takes effect...
Venison @cratekane And he's just 16 inches tall at the shoulder! Orson is one of the most tenacious intelligent and bold sweet dogs I've ever known.
Venison @cratekane Ear mites require a prescription from your vet and a check up! They're serious too, can lead to ear infections and hearing loss.
Venison Yesterday Orson snatched 5lb of frozen beef bones I was thawing for them on kitchen table then ate it all + pkg. Now he has explosive poop!
Venison @RoryBray I woke up to another slooshie one so he's spending the afternoon in the crate. It's self-induced, I see no need for big sympathy.
Venison @morsel He says the huge ugly pile of old furniture and scrap he's piled up is for a fire "later" after the ban, which ends in Sept. Oh joy.
Venison We're late for our movie and R is at the neighbour's AGAIN having to explain to them that there's a total BAN on open fires until September.
Venison Orson the poo eater leaps on fresh deer dung. Without hesitation I snatch it from him and throw it over the fence. It's just herbivore poo.
Venison Had myself some strange and intense dreams about a shop keeper and competitor who tears down my posters. We called the cops. I got angry.
Venison @morsel He's like a freakin' twentysomething clone of Tobias, minus the moustache! Except he's a musician instead of an 'Analrapist'. LOL