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VelveteenMind

I got a real application to be my psychic virtual assistant! @debontherocks might be in the fake lead, though, because she mentioned a nap.

VelveteenMind I still think refollowing people in Bizarro Twitter will equal unfollowing them when twitter heals thyself. But there. I refollowed you.
VelveteenMind @annettek How the hell did you know that? Did you also know I was thinking about editing my sidebars? If so, you are hired!!!
VelveteenMind I need a virtual assistant but I need her to be able to read my mind. Please send me links for where to find those.
VelveteenMind Awwww yeaaaaahhh! The best award I've ever won! Thanks @Scribbit! http://bit.ly/3iNLYD
VelveteenMind Holy hell. The best ever response to being featured on @BlogNoshMag is right here: http://bit.ly/4u1m9R Go read it and throw some support!
VelveteenMind @missbritt How much do you think I'm worth? Now double that.
VelveteenMind "BlogHerBola Virus" courtesy of @suebob. Now that is some funny shite. Except that I have it, too, and it ain't funny.
VelveteenMind Can't even focus my eyes this a.m. but can see that this is one of the best posts ab The People's Party @lauralovesart http://bit.ly/4gmu5s
VelveteenMind @mrsflinger Pretty much added your entire stream to my favorites. Plus every shot of @bananas. Why didn't I take pictures???
VelveteenMind @sendchocolate Added that to my favorites. I actually have a few of you in there. Same ppl keep showing up. Must have! http://bit.ly/3uWsYe
VelveteenMind Totally doing ego searches on flickr. Want to see a fairly reasonable pic of me with @sparksfley? http://bit.ly/ahV6t
VelveteenMind This is just entertaining: Twitter Search "lost followers": http://tinyurl.com/6rtau4
VelveteenMind Feeling the loss of those 600 followers bc SOMEONE would've gotten that Seinfeld reference. Afraid to touch anything.Will refollow tomorrow.
VelveteenMind If we refollow during this inverse twitter universe, will we then have unfollowed them when twitterverse corrects itself? Bizarro Jerry.
VelveteenMind Let's all just think positive thoughts like, "Yes, all of my followers/ following will return unharmed." Sure that will work. Right twitter?
VelveteenMind I know no one can see this because I don't have any followers anymore, but The Mighty B! on Nick Jr. with Amy Poehler is hilarious.
VelveteenMind Just lost 600 Following and 600 Followers. Crap, what did I say? I didn't even say anything today. Can you read my mind?
VelveteenMind Best BlogHer recap evah. Mostly because it mentions me like three times and has pictures. http://tinyurl.com/6qhj8u
VelveteenMind I've now tried three times to edit tomorrow's issue of @BlogNoshMag. It ain't happening, folks. See you Thursday. I give.