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  1. Is it too early for velvet? HA. Who am I kidding!?! 2:10 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. I'm looking at my martini and I'm thinking, you know, olives are just like little pickles with tail lights. 2:32 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. @holyczeck Oh I know the path to righteousness. It starts in the mountains and leads south into the valley. 8:24 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to holyczeck
  4. Speaking of Hef, that dude is so old, he takes Viagra before he goes to sleep so he won't roll out of bed. 8:20 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. So Hef came to see me the other day asking what is my most successful pick up line. "Does this smell like chloroform?" 8:15 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. @angryczeck Were there any ladies in the meeting? 2:06 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to angryczeck
  7. I'll be rolling down to Holiday House now. I like my odds. 11:55 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. Does anyone know how to safely remove chocolate from chiffon? 7:29 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. Whew. Conjugal visit day is finally over. I need some Vitamin E and an ice pack. 1:19 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. Happy Czeck, diarrhea is simply the dinner autobahn. 10:04 AM Nov 12th from web
  11. @amybhole When I get finished with my conjugal visits, I'll throw some mojo your way. 9:29 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to amybhole
  12. @happyczeck or their love. 8:43 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to happyczeck
  13. Man I love conjugal visit day at the Pulaski County Women's Detention Center. I'll be offline for a few hours. 7:04 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. A topless coffee shop is my cup of tea. http://bit.ly/3PCqTz 3:01 PM Nov 11th from web
  15. Is anyone out there a caterer? I need 14 dozen oysters and a bottle of Cold Duck for a little get-together. 1:04 PM Nov 11th from web
  16. I remember writing this song with Marvin when he asked if he could borrow my green suit for the video. Ahhhh memories. http://bit.ly/NS23j 12:30 PM Nov 11th from web
  17. It is important to know when to shake and when to stir. http://bit.ly/MT2wu 9:42 AM Nov 11th from web
  18. Attn VCHarem: Whoever left her gold ringlet extension on the marble vanity, I've left it with the doorman. 7:09 AM Nov 11th from web
  19. If a velvet robe falls onto a shag rug and no one hears it, do it make a noise? 2:36 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. @amybhole Smooth lady. Smoooooth lady. 2:34 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to amybhole