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@mercerch I am nothing if not thoughtful! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to mercerch
@mercerch Pa Kent cut it with a sharp shard of Superman's rocket and Ma was able to stitch between the indestructible threads. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to mercerch
@GreatExcelcior Wander back after lunch and see if you can get a better price. 10:48 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to GreatExcelcior
@GreatExcelcior hunh! Nobody told me there were donairs! . . . and I don't think Altoids exist in Halifax! 10:18 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to GreatExcelcior
ScotianWind How loud are turbines? Watch this! telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/w… 10:12 AM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by VelvetCyclone and 1 other
@GreatExcelcior There's A place to eat . . . um, the Captain's Locker or something like that? Or you could go to Wallace. 10:12 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to GreatExcelcior
@GreatExcelcior Yep, we do that a lot on this side of the border. lockerz.com/s/200636388 10:10 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to GreatExcelcior
@_jessryan_ @capebretoner You two and your hills! Hills, hills, hill! 9_9 8:59 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to _jessryan_
A guy on the boardwalk playing a maraca just checked his setlist. 8:58 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry
I think I have a fluoride hangover. 5:53 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@_jessryan_ @capebretoner I think Jess just made a fat joke, Jeff. 5:49 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to _jessryan_
@pblaauw *PickingNose* What? 5:43 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to pblaauw
@_jessryan_ @capebretoner They have greasy shredded breakfast potatoes at any A&W. 5:42 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to _jessryan_
@capebretoner Denver Omelet? 4:56 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to capebretoner
Okay. I'm an idiot. But how does anybody think a sign telling drivers it's foggy is a good idea? 7:10 PM May 31st via web
@pblaauw My arguments are always pointless. I'm a proven moron. 5:47 PM May 31st via web in reply to pblaauw
@pblaauw Yes, but that's before you ever get to the interchange! 5:04 PM May 31st via web in reply to pblaauw
@pblaauw Yes. Except that for all its complex bliss, try to go from Lower Water to Hollis. Can't. Be. Done. 4:50 PM May 31st via web in reply to pblaauw
Oh, one more, even if they fixed it: "Let's save money by building an intersection with no signs or lights…not even 1 of those 'stop' bars." 4:08 PM May 31st via web
@hanwayink Yep. Actually, to be fair, there was a highway to nowhere in Barrington Passage for a long time, too. Must have consulted HRM. 4:07 PM May 31st via web in reply to hanwayink

Name Larry O'Keefe
Location Halifax, NS
Web http://www.wildri...
Bio I am an alien scout sent to Earth to study humanity & determine if it deserves to be spared destruction in our inevitable planetary conquest . . . & junk . . .