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  1. I feel so badly saying this, but I just want my son to GET OUT OF MY FACE. 2:32 PM Nov 29th from web
  2. Under house arrest with a child suffering from antibiotic-related GI issues. We ain't going anywhere today, folks. 11:00 AM Nov 27th from web
  3. Staying home tomorrow and celebrating "Buy Nothing Day." I don't need ANYTHING badly enough to make me venture out shopping tomorrow. 5:22 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. Wish I could enjoy leftovers brought back from in-laws, but stuffy nose makes everything tasteless. #lowkeyholiday 5:17 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. @PrincessJenn So sorry - I've got a kid like that. There have been times it looks bad but I'm actually protecting him from self-injury. 1:05 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to PrincessJenn
  6. Hanging out w/ girl while boys are at in-laws - she is sick. We didn't want to test the cleanup limits of the new car. :( 1:02 PM Nov 26th from web
  7. @ali_rn Yes - I've dosed him up along with his antibiotics, so hopefully he'll sleep well. :) 6:20 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to ali_rn
  8. @FairlyOddMother @chickybaby He's ok - broke/cut his finger w/ crush injury but seems normal now. Splint, glue, antibiotics... :( 6:03 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to FairlyOddMother
  9. @ali_rn Hopefully not - don't know yet. I'm a little concerned b/c he insists it doesn't hurt, but he has high pain tolerance so we'll see. 5:59 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to ali_rn
  10. @ali_rn Playing w/ free weights at a friends, crushed index finger w/ 10 lb. plate!! Open wound + fracture = crap day. :( 5:50 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to ali_rn
  11. @dtanton Oooooooooooooohhh nooooooo!! 5:48 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to dtanton
  12. Feeling really grateful that I have finally made some real life friends I could leave my daughter w/ today when I had to rush son to the ER. 5:47 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. @fluidpudding Love the virtual playdate! 5:45 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to fluidpudding
  14. @ali_rn Oh, I hear you. I've even found myself watching it (EMBARRASSING CONFESSION ALERT) while alone in the house. 5:42 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to ali_rn
  15. @ali_rn One of the top moments of November was when @drdoofenschmirtz followed me on Twitter. Sad but true. :) 5:38 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to ali_rn
  16. @chickybaby What about my waistline? I'm still searching for it... ;) 5:25 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to chickybaby
  17. @Maria0305 Not hosting, just gorging at my in-laws. All I have to deal with tomorrow is traffic. 5:24 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Maria0305
  18. @ladybugs_12 Whoa! That must have sucked! Son was playing with free weights at a friends and crushed finger when he dropped a plate. :( 4:31 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to ladybugs_12
  19. Son determined to give me a heart attack tonight. Won't stop hopping around on one foot after breaking finger and spending day in ER. 4:22 PM Nov 25th from web
  20. @YoungMommy @thordora @chibijeebs He is okay, thankfully! He is playing on the floor with a huge splint on his "swear" finger. :( 3:55 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to YoungMommy