louderthan10Phoenix = Meth + Afluence + Contrived Suburban Rebelian + Cheese. Reminds me of a nicer looking Calgary. Time to get the hell out.about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
splorpNo luck finding the iPod yet. However, we have successfully rescued five socks, two pens, a pencil, a marble, and numerous bobby pins.about 2 hours agofrom Twitterrific
splorpTrying to locate daughter number one’s iPod touch — which has apparently been awol for at least six weeks. The iPod, not the daughter.about 4 hours agofrom Twitterrific
aliceinwunderHitting the pool with my schwester. She was a nationally-ranked freestyler, so I'm preparing to get my butt kicked!about 4 hours agofrom web
lndsbkrYou just turn up for the interview, go "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and mad but I'm called Velociraptor Clint Thrust." "Right, you start on Monday"about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck