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BREAKING: WARNING!! If someone sends you a link to a Nickelback video DO NOT OPEN IT... it could be a Nickelback video.

@AlyshahJayneXXX wow.. you left HS in 2006?! I'm "class of 1995"... do I make you feel young ? :-D

@MissObdurate isn't that also #firstworldproblem hahahaha! I wish I could @ someone.. most ppl i need to txt still first.

The term "gay marriage" contributes to bisexual erasure. "same sex marriage" is cisnormative. I prefer "equal marriage". Exclude no-one.

Come to me ---> eepurl.com/hpxo6 #goldcoast #sex #sexwork #escort #available #brisbane #incall #outcall BOOK NOW !

@jumpinjoshsteel you feeling better ? got some possible incall dates coming up soon if you're interested (try... try again LOL)

@GraceBellavue no. and i never bothered even when I was stripping (and that was a lot of stories/lives too!!)

@cosmicjester one of these days I'll make one of them. My "real" work keeps getting in the way. #gctub have fun!!! (without me boo!)

I'm sorry people. but if you don't speak/type english, I can't follow you back.. sometimes I can't even understand english.

Vodka was invented so we could drink orange juice at night. And because it tells girls it's ok to sex ugly people.

@Matt_Tice love it ! Vodka is my spirit of choice always. It allows us to drink Cranberry Juice at night too. hahaha

"Let's eat grandpa." "Let's eat, grandpa." Correct punctuation can save someones life

@StripperTweets I really need that to happen to me frequently. I would love it :-) hahahaha (it's not in insult to me)

I want you... Tomorrow (Monday) ONLY ! More info @ eepurl.com/hogQU This offer expires 7am QLD time Monday (tomorrow).

My rates include pretending your schedule is reasonable, taking your side, and believing your BS. The sex, though? That's for me. #sexwork

My original booking cancelled due to (his) illness. I'm healthy & horny ready to go ... would love to get laid tomorrow !! Last chance!!!

Friday INCALL AVAILABLE 8-10pm $800 ... please email me direct ( vee@goldcoastpets.com.au ) Offer valid until 3pm Friday. #goldcoast #escort

“@KinkyFacts: Things Not to Say During Sex: I want a baby!” << major turnoff for me !!!!