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VarnerBeast14

  1. These are the nights that I am glad to be able to enjoy Alabama weather.
  2. My house is hot; it feels great outside. I think I'll just sit outside then. #summer
  3. I need a haircut.
  4. I believe that @yarrabot is my brown girl alter-ego.
  5. Sometimes I just feel out of the loop.
  6. My dad is really creepy on Facebook. He likes and comments on everything.
  7. I am going to attempt to reheat my Chick-Fil-A sandwich and nuggets while camping tonight.
  8. Only 5 more days until I am reunited with my future college roommate, Mark Ma.
  9. I would describe my personality as indescribably, but that partially describes me in itself.
  10. New fuzzy dice acquired. Crisis averted.
  11. I cant think of many stores better than the Dollar Store.
  12. 20 years ago today, the Yankees drafted Jeter. I'd say that turned out to be a pretty solid pick.
  13. @sthodupunuri haha ok. That's nice.
  14. If you want to put in requests for sun burn patterns on Trevor's back, now is the time to let me know. I will pick the best one to do.
  15. @Joshgoinham that sucks. Better luck next time.
  16. @Joshgoinham haha. I work at the one on 31 btw.
  17. @Joshgoinham better apply soon. They're doing most of the interviews now. Put me as a reference. It'll give you a good shot.
  18. I haven't gone camping in forever. My need for playing with fire is at an all time high even after yesterday.
  19. @Joshgoinham most of them are, as long as you're good. They all love me, so I can't give a totally accurate answer to that.