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VanityGames

  1. I believe I have satiated every mosquito in kill devil hills. Time to go home.
  2. COMIC UPDATE! Saturday Bonus: “The Goatfather” (No Comments) goo.gl/fb/ghBoj #comic #comics #webcomics
  3. @nikosaruninja that's pretty much what I am doing, just sometimes in a pool :3
  4. Oh and I got to play Ascension last night. Excellent game. Followed up with drunken rock band until five am. Vacations are exhausting.
  5. I have consumed an entire blue raspberry slushie. Vacation checklist complete, brb going into sugar shock
  6. RT @falsedrow This is mini golf, not precalc! Don't bring your fancy math. - @VanityGames
  7. COMIC UPDATE! Guest #Comic: “Afterlife” (No Comments) goo.gl/fb/htwlw #comics #webcomics
  8. COMIC UPDATE! Guest #comic: “Retro-engineering the future” (1 Comment) goo.gl/fb/FZ1zF #comics #webcomics
  9. @Menolly07 lil bit
  10. @TeeSquar3 P:
  11. Noooooooo! RT @sandchigger @VanityGames [insert crabs joke here]
  12. Ok not that. But still... RT @SaritaGraceTaub @VanityGames Visions of Hentai tentacles come to mind.
  13. @TeeSquar3 ohhhhh myyyyyy
  14. @sandchigger @d20monkey oh my god that sounds amazing and I don't even like cake
  15. ... Yeah :( RT @TeeSquar3 @VanityGames Beach bulge? #beachbulge
  16. Lastly, I do not think there is enough SPF in the world to have protected me today. Expect sunburn tweets later.
  17. @deadorcs rained all day yesterday, so I read my book and took all the naps. All of them.
  18. @deadorcs very relaxing. Mostly spending times as a drunken jellyfish in the pool
  19. @cthulhuchick nope, but given the quantity of sand I have already removed from my person, some activities may be on hold
  20. Not gonna talk about what happened when I removed my swimsuit bottom o.O