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  1. Watches bloodsports again today. I aroused myself 1:50 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  2. Watching myself on spike. Touching myself on a rug that costs more than your house. 9:00 PM Oct 3rd from Tweetie
  3. Stallone what the fuck man that's not how you play beer pong. Assad 9:07 PM Sep 10th from Tweetie
  4. Man I love this new Rob Thomas album 10:42 PM Aug 28th from Tweetie
  5. My wife took me to see 500 days of summer. I always knew zooey could not be trusted 7:03 PM Aug 8th from Tweetie
  6. Bill Clinton gets all the credit for freeing those reporters but the blood is on my hands not his. 7:07 PM Aug 6th from Tweetie
  7. I am feeling a little down today. Had to sell one of my yellow BMWs, now I only have two. Talk to me with an @van_dammage and cheer me up 9:56 AM Jul 29th from Tweetie
  8. Stallone keeps asking me to do key bumps with him. 8:05 AM Jul 25th from TweetDeck
  9. RT @macolion: @Van_Dammage i'm your biggest fan i have all your movies didn't like no retreat no surrender because u got beatin by a nobody 11:28 AM Jul 24th from TweetDeck
  10. Look into a mirror and ask yourself "could I fight me? Could JCVD beat me?" 11:17 AM Jul 24th from TweetDeck
  11. Sorry I haven't been tweeting much. Been following Dane cook on tour and catching up on my two and a half men DVDs 7:14 AM Jul 24th from TweetDeck
  12. Being JCVD #crapsuperpowers 12:17 PM Jun 9th from web
  13. My dear friend Mr. Carradine was the keeper of many secrets. I will do nothing to stop the Triad from getting these secrets. 9:27 PM Jun 8th from web
  14. When a dog bark it means something. When I bark I don't mean anything 5:04 PM May 31st from web
  15. Listening to 808's and Heartbreaks a lot 2:47 PM May 28th from web
  16. I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too. 9:44 AM May 25th from web
  17. I've been away for a while working on the JCVD compound so I'm asking you my loyal followers... Who is Lady Gaga and why is he so sassy? 5:00 PM May 24th from web
  18. Every day wake up, look in the mirror and say "Who am I? Then you'll realize you aren't JCVD and you don't know the shit i've been through 12:50 PM May 9th from web
  19. Can one tweet their deepest thoughts? Wait I just did 5:08 PM May 8th from web
  20. Acting to me is about the transcending a medium. When I punch on the screen I want you to feel it in your heart and in your genital region 1:06 PM May 5th from web