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  1. iPhone doesn't need multitasking, just a quick way to switch back and forth between apps. Give me a back and a forward button for apps.
  2. Crate training the new puppy. Instead of not pooping in his den because it's his instinct, he poops, then rolls in it for an hour.
  3. Frankly, with the new StoreKit API on the iPhone, you're crazy to jail break. If an app can do anything, it can charge you without a prompt.
  4. @donttrythis How dare you! You're prejudice against morons.
  5. I'm going to dream in php and query strings tonight. ...if I ever get to bed.
  6. @weslec Bogarting the catnip?
  7. One of the fish in my new aquarium has just vanished. Cannibalism?
  8. I married a zoologist; $1000+ at PetCo in the last two months.
  9. Find my iPhone is live. Works really, really well.
  10. ADC downloads seem to be working again.
  11. If they were announcing new hardware today, wouldn't they have done it already and be demoing the new hardware right now?
  12. Time zones are a pain in the ass. I propose eliminating a system of orbital mirrors and giant curtains.
  13. Crunch Gear admits it's nothing but link bait? " ... reviews ... are dumb ... subjective ... waste of everyone's time." http://bit.ly/BkhaW
  14. @mdjensen Curious how you're calculating iPhone apps at launch? The SDK didn't come out until the phone had been on the market for a year.
  15. ... anybody need to get married?
  16. Seriously considering becoming a Justice of the Peace.
  17. My new Tortoise George is starting to let me rub his neck. You can tell he's cold blooded when you touch his skin. It's creepy.
  18. @stevewhitaker Obviously you don't have the new urinal iPhone app.
  19. You know, FEMA conspiracists, when Glen Beck calls you crazy, you're a special kind of crazy.
  20. My sincere recommendation to all the married fellas out there: do something that reminds you how much you love your wife tonight. Right now.