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Valette

  1. 326.365 We've got all your life and mine flic.kr/p/c7skrN
  2. @akflutterby High-maintenance dog is high-maintenance.
  3. Surf and turf for the humans. #wihfdt
  4. Made veggie stock from scratch so I could boil rice in it to mix with Olive's medicated vegetarian bladder-stone kibble.
  5. Connor's Lake is hopping. #summer instagr.am/p/LL--n1H-0X/
  6. New planter is pretty dang level. instagr.am/p/LLwv3un-7P/
  7. Waffles on the deck #nopants in the sun. #adultweek
  8. @redrummy Well now I'm more lost. @akpiper @bluetabbies @ak_becky @eareeve @awpz @akflutterby @mayor_of_twtr
  9. @eareeve @ak_becky @bluetabbies Vaginas are that way, aren't they?
  10. @eareeve I know, I'm more confused as to whose account that is posted on. Especially since she just disappeared. @AK_Becky @bluetabbies
  11. Now that I'm no longer orange, I could totally go for a chocolate peanut butter shake.
  12. 325.365 Alone and bored on a thirtieth-century night #bodypaint #astronaut #alien flic.kr/p/c6HCg9
  13. @AK_Becky @eareeve @redrummy I'm confused as well.
  14. @lizinthelibrary @kitaq Remind me to tell you about the time the boy tried explaining dubstep to my mom.
  15. Eggs, sausage, toast with jam, and OJ. #nopants #adultweek
  16. @Canuck_Plumber @MelodramaBabs Congrats you two!
  17. End of the world, lost my dog, totalitarian regime (possibly aliens) brainwashing kids through colorful television. #dream
  18. @lanakila I missed your announcement. Congratulations!!
  19. 324.365 Another promise another scene flic.kr/p/c69dJ9
  20. @Anniepants OMG!