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  1. Oh, NyQuil. Let's be friends. Drunk, passed out friends.
  2. It's so very sad when you're the only one awake on Twitter.
  3. Because who doesn't love being unable to sleep while you're also sick as a dog?
  4. So. Stuffed. Up.
  5. Lynne on Real Housewives of Orange County totally got a chin implant since last season, right? Am I imagining it?
  6. Now I understand why JR was such a grump yesterday - this cold sucks.
  7. Entrances and exits to Brook Road are being blocked off by police. Doesn't seem like an emergency. Anyone know the deal?
  8. @thebrowncoat True. It's one of the few books our guy will sit still for.
  9. As I told @rosscatrow, this child is being snotty in every sense of the word.
  10. @mattjh2 try peanut butter toast, and see how it goes
  11. Bang trim rescheduled. It would be pushing fate too much. Also: I have first world "problems."
  12. @mmh1 Gone thankfully. He's sooooooo snotty though.
  13. For some reason I scheduled a bang trim at 12:45 today. As in my child with be both awake and with me. Should be interesting.
  14. @sarah_is_fab What happened? Was it the performance of Tardy for the Party on Bravo?
  15. Ok lesson decided: game where they get 10 chances to do something, cover them in fake boils, construct/eat a snack that looks like a bug.
  16. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
  17. TARDY FOR THE PARTY IS HAPPENING.
  18. @Mommy4Cocktails I know! And how am I supposed to talk about Passover? At least one of the kids is a firstborn son.
  19. And now I get to figure out how to teach preschoolers about the 10 plagues from Exodus. Oh and the concept of Passover. Ideas?
  20. I don't know which is worse: doing the actual nasal aspirating or having to hold his arms down while it happens.