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Vajazzzle

I went a whole year without talking to guys and now I have completely lost the ability about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
IMAGINE IF THERE WAS A STRANGER IN YOUR ROOM AND THE ONLY REASON YOU FOUND OUT HE WAS THERE WAS BECAUSE HE FARTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHDVFRBCNGMJK about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
no eyebrows I look blind instagr.am/p/LWNbe2mHtt/ about 6 hours ago via Instagram
#ReplaceMovieTitleWithVagina Texas Vagina Massacre about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
WeirdHorse Just fell asleep trotting and woke up in a bush 11:45 PM May 29th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vajazzzle and 170 others
WeirdHorse Just shoved a USB stick up a pig's bum and ran off. I'm a horse and annoying pigs was my idea 4:10 AM May 30th via HootSuite Retweeted by Vajazzzle and 357 others
WeirdHorse Farmer still missing dead pig. I dive in mud and do an oink and he smile but deep down he know I'm a horse 8:20 AM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by Vajazzzle and 479 others
WeirdHorse Every horsey look to their left. Every horsey look to their right. Can you feel that dirt, WE'RE PLAYING WITH MUD TONIGHT 3:20 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by Vajazzzle and 254 others
I am SO confused why did I just get 9 twitter promos er what they're identical what about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
sexual_riot @Vajazzzle it's probably because they insist on only following people they know in real life. that's not how the internet works! :') x x x x about 6 hours ago via web in reply to Vajazzzle Retweeted by Vajazzzle
WTF R U DOING twitter.com/Vajazzzle/stat… about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@esm3r3ld4 omg awh once my family rented a caravan there it was awful hahaa, yeah sucks when it's bad weather sigh. have a lovely time xx about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to esm3r3ld4
@sexual_riot hahahaha may he """""popular""""" but no one cares about them on the internet x x x x x about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sexual_riot
sexual_riot @Vajazzzle it's weird how all the 'popular' people at school have less followers than me.. and i have hardly any hahaha. about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by Vajazzzle
dad "why do I keep losing followers:(" ahhahaa about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
XSTROLOGY #Geminis dont fall in love easily, BUT they easily make ppl fall in love with them. about 6 hours ago via SocialOomph Retweeted by Vajazzzle and 2006 others
@esm3r3ld4 where are you? about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to esm3r3ld4
want to go on a date, awh about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@young_l4dy omg awh! ahahah even though that was a piss take photo. x about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to young_l4dy
young_l4dy @Vajazzzle is the prettiest person ever. Genuinely wish I was her twitter.com/young_l4dy/sta… about 8 hours ago via web Retweeted by Vajazzzle