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danklyn
@timothyrmills next time you see @dammitsweeney, ask him to pronounce "Sweet Tea" . it's like seeing under batman's mask ...
08:38 AM September 01, 2008
from twhirl
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MarsPhoenix
Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!
05:14 PM June 19, 2008
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Wallaceh
Why do so many companies add "online" to their URLs? Are they going to add "In Real Life" to the end of the store names in meat space?
02:24 PM June 05, 2008
from Snitter
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dmarsh
Still stunned by the unhealthy foods at post-funeral dinner today. The man died of a stroke! Church hall seeking repeat business?
02:21 PM June 04, 2008
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StephenForce
Trying to carve out time to record the DC-3 episode music. Guitar, bass, mando, melodica, xaphoon ("pocket sax"). Voice, too? Maybe.
12:21 PM June 03, 2008
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SonoranDragon
That's like saying "BUY OUR BRICKS! OUR BRICKS COME FULLY ASSEMBLED AND READY TO USE!"
07:17 AM May 31, 2008
from twhirl
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dweinberger
Trying to think of names for a p2p health thing, I came up with the worst name ever: Crowdsores. Do I get a prize?
08:50 AM May 28, 2008
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ardgedee
All Wachowski films summarized: zoom EXPLOSION "You don't have to go through this!" I AM SHOWING YOU THE TRUE REALITY NOW explosion WHOOSH!
03:51 PM May 17, 2008
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billmerrill
you can't spell teammate without meatmeat!
04:19 PM May 12, 2008
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bibliophagist
The brass band outside my wife's hotel in Jinhua this morning was playing "Jingle Bells" for a newlywed couple.
04:26 AM April 26, 2008
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billmerrill
the dali lama is a a lot like football.
12:41 PM April 20, 2008
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homelessdave
I don't care how much peanut butter you spread on the little buggers, they're still gonna taste like 'mouse'
06:56 AM April 08, 2008
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jweise
@esukhdev traffic jams make the sky cry
05:51 AM April 04, 2008
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in reply to esukhdev
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Ascalon
doo-da-doo, won't you take me to, doo-da-do, Ninja Town!
05:18 AM April 02, 2008
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logista
Accounting gives me a moodache.
09:30 AM April 01, 2008
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hrheingold
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by witless greedy rich knowledge factory adminstrative factotums
12:54 PM March 27, 2008
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billmerrill
Do You Mind Travel?
05:29 PM March 26, 2008
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lmorchard
sometimes the only way to win is not to play
01:49 PM March 22, 2008
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homelessdave
at home I'm met with the question: So who are those Brickyard People? Ans: They worship Fire, and they will change the World; thnx 2 all;
03:55 PM March 21, 2008
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