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BF got a Snuggie for his bday & didn't want it so gave it to me. I've already filled the pocket with Oreos.
He has no idea what he's done.about 3 hours agofrom Echofon
I really really hope my neighbors can't hear me blaring Blackstreet. It would just make all the times I blast Phil Collins seem weird.1:11 PM Nov 25thfrom web
Putting a yoga mat under the Wii Fit makes me feel a lot better about the fact that I'm trying to impress a glorified dry erase board.8:46 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
Sometimes I write emails to myself about my anxieties and feelings, but then I mark them as spam because how fucking annoying is that?10:01 PM Nov 21stfrom web
If I listen to 4 Non Blondes 'What's Up?' one more time, it will be from the inside of another woman's vagina.7:27 PM Nov 21stfrom web
I've watched so many murder mysteries, I just keep them on in the background and listen for buzz words like 'semen' 'knife' and 'Nashville.'2:34 PM Nov 17thfrom web
Opened a PO Box for Vagina Drum. If a look of horror is a good thing among postal workers, I think I might be invited over for Thanksgiving.11:41 AM Nov 16thfrom Echofon
Having lobster (peanut butter) and steak (jelly).3:18 PM Nov 15thfrom web
