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  1. Does this mean that Mr Clarkson will not be allowed to refer to Alistair Darling as a "two-eyed Scottish idiot". That would be a pity ...
  2. "One-eyed Scottish idiot". Ach, that really makes me laugh. Thank you, Mr Clarkson, for putting Mr Smelly into perspective. Spot on!
  3. At the end of a long week (aren't they all!) I have to meet Barroso and other puffed-up inadequate freeloaders of the European Commission
  4. Sarkozy is merely saying what the rest of us think, but are too polite to mention!
  5. Meeting on financial crisis. We, too, are going to have to bite the bullet and prop up our banks. What is the Russian word for irony?!
  6. Ach, London Times paper discovers my love of Abba and secret private Valdai concert by tribute band. A passion shared with famous Iain Dale
  7. Aide tells of Gordon Brown's coarseness to London Mayor Boris. This man is very unpleasant. Keep upwind, as smells bad! NOT metaphorical!
  8. I've just had to (metaphorically) hold my nose, shaking hands with President Nazarbayev of Uzbekistan. Craig Murray's book was fascinating.
  9. Someone says I resemble BBC's Andrew Marr. Should I be more insulted by facial comparison or Marr's poodle interview technique with Brown?
  10. This evening I met Herr Peter Loescher, CEO of Siemens AG, and some of his colleagues. Speaking fluent Boxhead is such a boon.
  11. This morning we had reception for enthroning of new Patriach Kirill. Must humor these believers in sky-fairies, I suppose. All have votes!
  12. Not sure what to make of Arshavin move to Arsenal. Another body-blow for beloved Zenit, I am afraid. Must check where he pay his tax!
  13. After Mr Castro I also had meeting with Wilfried Martens, President of European People's Party. United Russia is happy to be cooperating.
  14. Had very good meeting earlier today with Raul Castro. Most importantly, economic contacts have also received boost.
  15. Ah, that wonderful Boris. It takes a man with good Russian name to make original joke of weather. <fx: slap thigh laughing>
  16. Struggling with 2009/10 budget with NYMEX crude at $41.08. Will Goldman's $65 forecast be as goood as the $200 they predicted last autumn?
  17. Pathetic, Dale. Your country grinds to halt at pathetic few cm snow. Here at Kremlin I see more snow right now than you see in lifetime!
  18. Handling impertinent but futile peasant insurrections