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  1. No Todd, they don't care if you have a concealed carry permit for Alasaka. and stop telling them the "Deadliest Catch" guys are pussies.
  2. Just got to Minneapolis. Eric, our Secret Service agent, is explaining to Todd that he can't bring his Smith & Wesson to the convention.
  3. I'm a little upset. Apparently 72% of Americans think I'm Liz Lemon.
  4. I just had to take a book about dinosaurs away from Piper. How she slip that in the suitcase? Todd needs to pay better attention.
  5. Great now they're calling it "troopergate." Listen, when I say fire a guy I mean fire him, or I'll fire you. That's just how I roll.
  6. Damn it Keith! I understand the responsibility of this position. As the runner-up to Miss Alaska I was prepared to step-in at any time.
  7. Hillary gave a gracious thank you. She whined a lot but she's one of my heroes like my mom. Gosh...this is like being queen of the prom!
  8. @steaprok not as greasy as polar bear and surprisingly delicate for such a large animal. I also grill it with foi gras and mango chutney.
  9. @Dayngr I wrote how Lost is going to end.
  10. I am so irritated. We went to dinner with the Liebermans. He didn't say we were walking back. I'm going to go take a bubble bath.
  11. Forget about MSNBC Chris and Keith are mean. I made Sportscenter! I hate that basketball picture, though. It makes me look manly.
  12. Watching Mitt Romney on the TV. He's the GOP Ken to my GOP Barbie.
  13. @deanhatescoffee No it wasn't. I know about oil, polar bears, guns and stuff. And I'm hot!
  14. You don't know how many times today I've heard - "Yeah I'd do her."
  15. @dayngr You know me well, do you have spies?
  16. Grabbing some Moosetracks ice cream. I need to relax!
  17. Despite the rumors, I do have a map and I strongly support John's plan for the Iraq.
  18. Yes, I do know the last digit of pi - and I'm not telling.
  19. I'm recovering from a busy afternoon. I still don't know what the VP does still but John and Joe said they will fill me in later.