VGPanda
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@ Y'know, all he had to say to endear himself to me was that little blurb "You know, the eat it guy." I love Al.
7:32 AM Oct 13th
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in reply to mkarikas
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@ Yes, sir... U-uh, I mean, aye matey? =D
7:40 AM Sep 30th
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in reply to mkarikas
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of using Cool Ranch Doritos as a chaser for a spiked Powerade.
8:16 PM Sep 24th
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Well, now that swine flu is over, and my mind is a smoking ruin, maybe I should get back to... something?
3:36 PM Sep 19th
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Damn. I'm so sick that even Oreo cookies don't taste good to me. Why am I at work?
9:45 AM Sep 11th
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No one's going to get this, but I just gotta say it -- there will be no spontaneous new world order in 2012. Unless I get off my butt.
6:37 PM Aug 27th
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@ Foul! You're not allowed to mix two popular joke memes together. This has been a message from the rest of the universe.
4:23 PM Aug 24th
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in reply to piratejokes
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@ Okay, now you're just reaching.
4:47 PM Jul 16th
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in reply to piratejokes
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@ I'm sorry, but you're making me say this -- that's hot. =o
3:20 PM Jul 11th
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in reply to mkarikas
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Note to self: Update website about six weeks ago. Current status: malfunction.
8:32 AM Jun 30th
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Happy birthday to me.
12:13 AM Jun 12th
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@ Bluuueaaahhh! Have a good time, man! (That was me blorbling out my "rock on" sound)
9:37 PM Jun 9th
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in reply to piratejokes
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@ Whaaaa-? You gotta be trippin', dude.
1:49 PM Jun 5th
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in reply to piratejokes
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@ Well then, I think this fits quite well. This belleh aint' just for show! It doubles as a maternal pouch. =P
2:40 PM May 21st
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in reply to piratejokes
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@ ...I'm carrying your baby.
2:03 PM May 21st
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in reply to piratejokes
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I just noticed that all our corporate toilet paper has little hearts embriodered on it. That's messed up. >_>
1:11 PM May 21st
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Oi. When did life get busy? And when's the next stop, anyway? I'd like to take in some fresh air soon.
9:56 AM May 14th
from web
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There really is nothing like a shorn sc... ah, nevermind. *sidles away* =D
8:11 PM Apr 29th
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@ I actually read that! =P
10:34 AM Apr 28th
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in reply to Wveth
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In completely unrelated news, I just can't get my hairstyle to stay consistent, or even to stay /good/. Curse you, medium-length hair!
10:14 PM Apr 27th
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