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UyenniePooh

  1. @Jambatta @NocturnalChino we can trade it in for crying, angry ranting or falling down
  2. @Jambatta @nocturnalchino if you make it not rain and maybe 5 degrees warmer, I'll commit to a night of drinking, dancing and vomiting
  3. @NocturnalChino @jambatta I'm supposed to go out, but I'm lazy, poor (just paid rent) and it's gonna rain.
  4. @Jambatta LOLOL you get me.
  5. @Jambatta andddd I'm still screwed Monday. failing all over the place.
  6. I was supposed to leave work at 1. It's now 5:30. Super.
  7. ladies, don't make your husband wait for you as you try on clothes. that's just cruel. just ask for the credit card.
  8. JC Penny's new marketing strategy is genius. Too bad their 1st Quarter earnings were down by 20%. Pretty tragic.
  9. racy?? the woman got famous from a sex tape RT @HuffingtonPost: Kim Kardashian tweets VERY racy photos huff.to/LJHMZI
  10. beautiful day + bryant park + bonchon = 😁👍
  11. @chhorvs LOL that works too!! Let's set this up! You're too small anyway. Those things will have to stay in their box
  12. @katiegarton just a lot of work that requires attention.
  13. it upsets me how much I have to think tomorrow.
  14. as long as vodka is spared, we're ok RT @nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: New York Plans a Ban on Big Sizes of Sugary Drinks
  15. @chhorvs what size are you? since you like them so much, you can have mine!!
  16. Badgely Mischka shoes: sooo cute, sooo painful.
  17. @jMEEZYs you miss me so much you didn't say nothing about your bday dinner. I see.
  18. a big happy birthday to @jMEEZYs !!! xoxoxo
  19. it's past 10 and I still haven't had coffee. this is unholy.
  20. LOL!!! 50 shades of poultry RT @john_swaggerdap: Inspired to write a steamy romance novel about the turkey club I just had for lunch.