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@Jambatta @NocturnalChino we can trade it in for crying, angry ranting or falling down 3:32 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jambatta
@Jambatta @nocturnalchino if you make it not rain and maybe 5 degrees warmer, I'll commit to a night of drinking, dancing and vomiting 3:29 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jambatta
@NocturnalChino @jambatta I'm supposed to go out, but I'm lazy, poor (just paid rent) and it's gonna rain. 3:20 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NocturnalChino
@Jambatta LOLOL you get me. 2:39 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jambatta
@Jambatta andddd I'm still screwed Monday. failing all over the place. 2:26 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jambatta
I was supposed to leave work at 1. It's now 5:30. Super. 2:24 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
ladies, don't make your husband wait for you as you try on clothes. that's just cruel. just ask for the credit card. 11:19 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
JC Penny's new marketing strategy is genius. Too bad their 1st Quarter earnings were down by 20%. Pretty tragic. 7:50 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
racy?? the woman got famous from a sex tape RT @HuffingtonPost: Kim Kardashian tweets VERY racy photos huff.to/LJHMZI 6:35 PM May 31st via TweetDeck
beautiful day + bryant park + bonchon = 😁👍 10:24 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
@chhorvs LOL that works too!! Let's set this up! You're too small anyway. Those things will have to stay in their box 7:37 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chhorvs
@katiegarton just a lot of work that requires attention. 7:25 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to katiegarton
it upsets me how much I have to think tomorrow. 7:20 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
as long as vodka is spared, we're ok RT @nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: New York Plans a Ban on Big Sizes of Sugary Drinks 7:04 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
@chhorvs what size are you? since you like them so much, you can have mine!! 6:58 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to chhorvs
Badgely Mischka shoes: sooo cute, sooo painful. 6:51 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
@jMEEZYs you miss me so much you didn't say nothing about your bday dinner. I see. 5:36 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jMEEZYs
a big happy birthday to @jMEEZYs !!! xoxoxo 10:50 AM May 30th via web
it's past 10 and I still haven't had coffee. this is unholy. 7:26 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
LOL!!! 50 shades of poultry RT @john_swaggerdap: Inspired to write a steamy romance novel about the turkey club I just had for lunch. 9:31 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone