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  1. http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20091221/sc_livescience/driverswhotextaresixtimesmorelikelytocrash Hang up the damn phone! about 4 hours ago from web
  2. @miamiherald Sounds like my kind of woman! about 6 hours ago from web
  3. Question of the Day: What grievance are you airing for Festivus? about 7 hours ago from web
  4. #8 Greatest 80s Video: "We Built This City" by Starship. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH-UqB7uYiE about 9 hours ago from web
  5. has its Festivus pole and is ready to celebrate! Y'all have been a huge disappointment this year. Enough of the rampant alcoholism and porn! about 9 hours ago from web
  6. #9 Greatest 80s Video: "Take on Me" by A-Ha. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 5:18 PM Dec 22nd from web
  7. @iscoff Bwahahaha! I too am often faced with the tough decision of doing some pain in the ass task or avoiding it by committing suicide 2:39 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to iscoff
  8. @christine5512 The Jon and Kate debacle for sure! It was always about the attention whoring for them. I wish the media didn't cater to it. 1:13 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to christine5512
  9. Polluting pets: the devastating impact of man's best friend: http://bit.ly/665IYk via @addthis To top it off, my dog drives a Hummer! 11:22 AM Dec 22nd from web
  10. Question of the Day: Which "news" stories in 2009 received way too much media coverage? 9:51 AM Dec 22nd from web
  11. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/dec/21/israeli-pathologists-harvested-organs Hey! You got Palestinian in my Jew! 3:57 PM Dec 21st from web
  12. #10 Greatest 80s Video: "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg 2:56 PM Dec 21st from web
  13. is working on a commercial with Johnny Lonestar Productions in which we try to teach an old pug to be a childhood star. 12:58 PM Dec 21st from web
  14. @ciaranhickey Yeah, Brittany Murphy was great in "Beauty Shop" and all those Aerosmith videos. 10:45 AM Dec 21st from web in reply to ciaranhickey
  15. @beeandhive I just want people to realize the true meaning of the holiday yadda yadda yadda *vomits on shirt* 4:44 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to beeandhive
  16. is going on a Santa pub crawl tonight. I am tempted to dress like the baby Jesus. 3:03 PM Dec 18th from web
  17. 36 states reporting declining unemployment - Dec. 18, 2009 - http://shar.es/aDx44 1:03 PM Dec 18th from ShareThis.com
  18. is working on a list of the best 80s music videos. What is your favorite? 11:37 AM Dec 18th from web
  19. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091217/ap_on_hi_te/us_retailer_hacker Aspberger's is not a crime! 7:10 PM Dec 17th from web
  20. @eugeneweekly V/VM's "Whine and Missletoe". It is the most disturbing Christmas album you will ever hear. 4:07 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to eugeneweekly