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  1. God, I'm horny.... 11:57 AM Oct 29th, 2009 from web
  2. Lost my "bone". F marriage. 10:29 PM Jun 16th, 2009 from Tweetie
  3. @repressd more importantly, do you have your vat of KY liquid gel with you for our after party later? And you best be wasted. 11:07 PM May 23rd, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to repressd
  4. @repressd you already fell into a vat of gin. Do you really need more liquid? 11:04 PM May 23rd, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to repressd
  5. @KKCornelison wuh? huh? Did you say something about me? 10:16 PM May 11th, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to KKCornelison
  6. @Urban_Stoner Its awkward hanging out with your mom when you have woody 4:18 PM May 10th, 2009 from Tweetie
  7. @WyattWerner You think that made you blush. . . meet me in the men's room @ModernHotel tonight. I'll really #freeWyatt. 9:56 AM May 7th, 2009 from web in reply to WyattWerner
  8. I'm getting a serious boner over the union of @pcarew + @ryanlascano + @smallinstrument + @lilivonshtupp. Hit that shit guys - she's HOT! 9:48 PM May 6th, 2009 from web
  9. @LameSixtyFive That was @Urban_Loner. You've got the wrong dude. 9:46 PM May 6th, 2009 from web in reply to LameSixtyFive
  10. @dorritos done and done. #blockButchOtterWednesday 9:46 PM May 6th, 2009 from web in reply to dorritos
  11. Man I have a boner for that @WyattWerner. #freeWyatt What a badass, getting everyone all worked up and all. . . 9:45 PM May 6th, 2009 from web
  12. My boner is this Big 10:18 PM May 5th, 2009 from Tweetie
  13. @dorritos Done, dude. I blocked that shit. 10:52 AM May 4th, 2009 from web in reply to dorritos
  14. Who wants to #tearaholeintheuniverse with me tonight? Literally. 10:46 PM May 3rd, 2009 from Tweetie
  15. @neurolux This thing follows me everywhere. I don't know how to get rid of it. Ideas? 10:45 PM May 3rd, 2009 from Tweetie in reply to neurolux
  16. This Twitter stuff is hard. And so is my boner. 10:22 PM May 3rd, 2009 from web