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  1. @DavidMazzarella thanks sweetheart....we will talk soon =) about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DavidMazzarella
  2. @DavidMazzarella I need to step away from the computer for awhile...lol about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DavidMazzarella
  3. okay my tweethearts, I need to take a break for a bit, my eyes are going crazy...lol about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. how do you get a fat woman into bed?piece of cake! about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?She choked about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face! about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?He bought a warehouse... about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. @dentaldiva1 sure you can...lol about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dentaldiva1
  11. What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?A dry Martinez about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?Sperm is handmade. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @DavidMazzarella okay, don't start getting all technical on me...lol about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to DavidMazzarella
  14. similarity between a woman& KY Fried ChickenBy the time U've finished w/ the breast& thighs, all U have left is a greasy box2 put yr bone in about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?Goodentight about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?"May I push in your stool?" about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. @Jimhemming lol....thank you =) about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Jimhemming
  18. Why was Michael Jackson so excited when he first heard about Boyz II Men?He thought it was a home delivery service. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer?The taste about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. Why do tampons have strings?So you can floss after eating. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  • Name Stephanie
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  • Bio Down to earth crazy ass white chick that lives under your bed, I know you want to look but be careful I have been known to bite. Warning!! I tweet a LOT
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