UnsexyArkansas
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RT @: "I just walked into Little Caesars and ordered a 'footlong pepperoni'." You must've thought you were in Little Caligula's.
5:09 PM Nov 17th
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RT @: "IMDB, you're killing me with all this Gone With the Wind crap." Frankly, my dear, giving a damn is sexy.
5:07 PM Nov 17th
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RT @: "I SEEM TO BE FEELING A GENERAL MALAISE." I wonder whether the good general's wife considers that sexy.
5:06 PM Nov 17th
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Unhealthy-heavy woman at a desk. I state my business. She replies but stares at her browser's cake recipes. Living a stereotype is unsexy.
5:03 PM Nov 17th
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RT @ "Balking at a veterans health care bill while never batting at eye at supplementals for Iraq??" Indeed. Hypocrisy is unsexy.
8:03 PM Nov 11th
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Dumpy, skater pants, knit cap, goatee of orange frizz: "Mushrooms?" Hard to name a drug dealer who can't get laid. The hook-up must be sexy.
7:59 PM Nov 11th
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RT @ @ Holy cats, these are them! Creepiest-ever demographic porn, right by the tchotkes.
4:00 PM Nov 10th
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@ True that, but come on. There's reductive and demeaning, and then there's reductive and demeaning ...
5:44 AM Nov 10th
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Hazen gas station: DVDs in display by the chips, covered in paper labeled "black," "Asian," "interracial," etc. Way to make porn unsexy.
9:24 PM Nov 9th
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RT @: "Baby Mama Incense. God, I've been waiting for this." The smell of child support is unsexy.
9:17 PM Nov 9th
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One of few Craigslist missed connections that doesn't inspire me to scream at the author. Sexily handled.
12:01 AM Nov 7th
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RT @: "Where da hoes at??" If anyone on here isn't following this guy yet, you're missing out on all kinds of sexy shit like this.
11:28 PM Nov 6th
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RT @: "Left ring-finger bling: sexy or not?" Ain't no man got no business with another man's wife. Alas, dreadfully unsexy.
10:36 PM Nov 5th
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@: Whatchoo thinkyou know, you sexy bastard? Save your $$$, get some ¢¢¢.
10:31 PM Nov 5th
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Gotta hand it to the gents of L.R.: They know how to lock down a lady. 90% of foxy dames here are lugging around left ring-finger bling ...
10:26 PM Nov 5th
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RT @: "Bout to hit up my baby momma." Returning to the scene of the crime is unsexy.
10:24 PM Nov 5th
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- @ sent along this mystery posse. Gotta say, Sabotage was one sexy-ass video.
7:22 PM Nov 4th
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RT @: "Yeah but I want @ exposed." Exposing yourself to strangers, where I'm from, is still considered unsexy.
7:15 PM Nov 4th
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RT @: "Sleeping w/ a Chihuaha isn't the best...especially when it acts like it's on crack." Same goes for humans, too. Unsexy.
10:12 PM Nov 3rd
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RT @: "Laundry. I only do it when I'm running out of clean underwear." Stepping out of it trumps running out of it. Sexyish.
10:03 PM Nov 3rd
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- Name Unsexy Arkansas
- Location Little Rock, Arkansas
- Bio The official, impartial arbiter of sex appeal in the Natural State
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