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Congratulating self for not fucking stuff up with Liz for an entire year. All you can eat Japanese goodness and cake to celebrate +5000000XP4:23 AM Jun 14th from web
Waiting for someone to take Forbidden Planet behind the wood shed and put it out of its misery. It's ok we still sell plenty of Bletch.6:37 AM Jun 10th from web
@JamesSharpe your having Trail Of Dead fun times am jealous :(. Remember to protect your jeans. *Sticks on Madonna and sulks*6:28 AM Apr 16th from web in reply to JamesSharpe
Passerby stopped her children from coming in the shop because of my "evil eyes". Wonder how you measure eyeballs for evil. Is there a scale?3:39 AM Apr 11th from web
Today is Rip Van Winkle day.4:23 PM Apr 6th from web
@Battou just humble diamond have not urm upgraded to the platinums yet.4:41 AM Apr 6th from web in reply to Battou
Today has been all sobering conversation and stubborn illness. Going to find cake, fall on bed and play pokeymons. Hope Sunday is better.3:01 PM Apr 4th from web
I am all achy think it's my body rebelling against working more then 6 hours in a week.7:11 AM Mar 31st from web
Home from zombie shooting, leftover apple pie and birthday cake nommed. Persona 4 session imminent. Off to Liz's tomorrow = win.4:10 PM Mar 23rd from web
Dreamed that I was under siege in Dunkin Donuts. Left me confused and will murder to find Onion Bagels can anyone help my quest??5:38 AM Mar 22nd from web
@Battou congratulations dude unleash the happy dance6:55 AM Mar 17th from web in reply to Battou
@CannonGod yes,yes I do. Don't let the haircut fool you now. I can think of at least one person who would prefer it if I was L from DN4:58 PM Mar 14th from web in reply to CannonGod
Morning phone call from Liz put me in a good mood. Persona 4 tempts me to dust of PS2. All I need now is some awesome cake to nom.6:33 AM Mar 14th from web
Need to reaquaint myself with the morning am actually working the weekend. That's two whole days back to back I'm gonna need a holiday.4:04 PM Mar 13th from web
Are you restless like me?10:36 AM Mar 12th from web
'Colin is a pussy, a very pretty pussy cat' rocking Curses! at work. Almost free now someone please feed me am starving.7:24 AM Mar 8th from web
@andyvglnt Awesomeness glad you finally have it! Sorry I appear to work with self satisfied and selfish ass clowns that take saved books.4:48 AM Mar 8th from web in reply to andyvglnt
Some fat kid just fell through our bathroom door at work taking out the lock in the process.Don't know whether to laugh or be impressed.6:16 AM Mar 1st from web
@manjou dude I think you win some kind of obscure no-prize for weirdest tweet. Hope the cosplay session is working out for you.7:46 AM Feb 26th from web in reply to manjou
@CannonGod Yeah we were selling Watchmen like white on rice but we've not had the trade in for ages I'm getting that broken record vibe.7:45 AM Feb 26th from web in reply to CannonGod