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  1. Feeling frisky tonight 12:20 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  2. @itsafork yeah, you should know about that. 8:04 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to itsafork
  3. RT @chebutykin: Flamboyant Unicorn Mascot http://flic.kr/p/7hvRco 8:03 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  4. @DaynaDaine no you are not. I am. 8:02 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to DaynaDaine
  5. @QueenofSpain speak for your human self. HORN >DICK 1:45 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to QueenofSpain
  6. Fucking humans and their fucking feelings. 9:21 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  7. @curtism there's no party because I'm not ther, 9:10 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to curtism
  8. I don't know why you even need to ask http://www.doublex.com/sect... 1:37 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  9. @Shes_Badx3 I did. 9:38 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to Shes_Badx3
  10. FUCKTARDS crash the #w2e feed. News at 11. 12:26 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  11. @queserasara you called? 10:58 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to queserasara
  12. So you have algebra tattooed on your arm. Is that the gay computer science version of suicide girls? #nohomo 10:07 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  13. @ryancarson blogs? They are not real. 6:38 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to ryancarson
  14. #defrag @sacca bravely gives an example of douchebag onstage. Onlookers horrified, yet impressed. 4:43 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  15. Who is up for some mythical beast loving? #defragcon #defrag #stoptalkingaboutsocialmedia #yourlatetothegame #waxthehorn 9:45 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  16. @QueenofSpain our sextape never got out... 11:34 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to QueenofSpain
  17. Email me naked pics of yourself (hot bitches only) at sir.charles.unicorn @ gmail.com 11:30 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. Which hole of @sarahcuda 's do I stick it in to get a verified twitter account? 11:29 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. Fuck you @micah 11:27 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. .@Scobleizer Should have kicked your weak ass at SXSW. Unicorn Power 11:25 PM Nov 11th from web