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The good news is she'll be a dentist someday.5:41 PM Jul 1st from web
Been training for 2 weeks and just dealt with my first certifiable moron. Couldn't figure out swipe card-open door.5:40 PM Jul 1st from web
@srubin No that's ok, the Latinos can make a decent pie.5:38 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to srubin
Working dispatch 3-11 at a college during the summer on a weekday would make jerking off with sandpaper seem like a good idea.4:34 PM Jul 1st from web
@srubin Watch out for swine flu and avoid any "italian" restaurants.4:32 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to srubin
On the bright side of this weather: At least it decided what to do, no more of this half sun/half rain bullshit.1:49 PM Jul 1st from web
@BigBOnTheRoad They need to make up the lack of sales tax somehow. It's more like live free*6:34 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFox in reply to BigBOnTheRoad
According to 4 members of the Supreme Court, under-qualified minorities deserve promotions more than qualified white ppl. Luckily it wasnt 52:04 PM Jun 30th from mobile web
Can someone tell me what part of ''It's gonna be a big mess tonight'' is a good pick-up line?9:16 AM Jun 26th from mobile web
@SukaSolnushka Living also invariably causes death. Go figure.12:51 PM Jun 24th from TwitterFox in reply to SukaSolnushka
The MBTA was practically mentioned by name when they said the DC Metro crash was NOT caused by cell phone. I'm so proud of us.8:55 AM Jun 24th from web
@BigBOnTheRoad Left matches too well and will be lost against your shirt and right is too flashy. Middle compromises nicely.2:14 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterFox in reply to BigBOnTheRoad
The subway platform is a great place to let your kids run around and play. #parenting fail11:45 AM Jun 22nd from mobile web
51 weeks after having my appendix out I'm finally done arguing with the hospital/collection agency. BTW I was right all along.9:17 AM Jun 22nd from web
@austinlauria Too bad it wasn't Corona for the epic stereotype fail.9:14 AM Jun 22nd from web in reply to austinlauria
I like rain and thunderstorms and such, but not on every day of the 10 day outlook.2:53 PM Jun 18th from TwitterFox
Glad I'm done with WIT. RT @Boston_Police GUNFIRE: Roxbury, 40 Annunciation Rd, responding officers find blood spatter, but no victim yet.1:04 PM Jun 18th from web
Attention MBTA passengers Placing a tissue over your finger does not make it OK to pick your nose. Eating your discovery is also prohibited.9:43 AM Jun 18th from web
While watching "Wedding Day" last nite on TV I realized that if the brand of shoe is going to make or break the day, the bride has issues.9:06 AM Jun 17th from web
Just walked by a guy totally smoking a joint before work. Hope he doesn't do anything important.3:12 AM Jun 16th from mobile web