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  1. I just found out they remade "Clash of the Titans". #ithinkipeedalittle about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  2. Boy, did I have it wrong. I just learned the correct way to tie a Double Windsor. What the Hell was I tying!? about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. We're making Christmas cookies. Our Gingerbread men have down syndrome. :S about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Christmas sugar cookies and coffee. This could end wars. #food that delights. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. This week is going to take f-o-r-e-v-e-r... 6:06 AM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  6. I'm growing a beard, sorta. Until Monday. 2:02 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  7. Crown and Coke tastes so good with that natural suger coke. You should try it. 9:06 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  8. Are you trying to say there's a party in your pants? Send invites. RT @Kt2cute4u: My party pants are dry cleaned & ready to go!!! 4:29 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  9. Actually, this seems more like a challange. http://twitpic.com/ty2ox 4:24 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  10. Not a speed bump ... http://twitpic.com/txngi 2:51 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  11. Big list of things to do today: Eat "breakfast", drink coffee, Christmas shopping, Christmas decorations, Zoo lights 11:32 AM Dec 17th from TweetDeck
  12. It's the Delorian!! RT @jennyinSLUT: WANT! http://is.gd/5qO30 10:51 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  13. We're at Olive Garden and a dude @ the next table just blew the shit out of his nose, twice. I'm not realy hungry any more. Thanks, dude. 5:10 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  14. @Saintless aren't they mostly meant for one or two shots, then throw them away? What if you freeze the liquor, too? 5:03 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to Saintless
  15. @pizzocalabro those ice shot glasses were seen at Bed, Bath & Beyond. 5:02 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to pizzocalabro
  16. Awesome! (hint) http://twitpic.com/tt4n5 4:18 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  17. Awesome! http://twitpic.com/tst3l 3:01 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  18. I'm wandering through Bed Bath & Beyond. I could get into trouble here. 2:57 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  19. Millions just Googled how to "innocently" damage that nerve. RT @carty64: Injury Leaves Woman Constantly Craving Sex - http://bit.ly/4QZIB0 2:13 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  20. and HAM! Seriously. RT @homerj79: @Merkprof @iGoByDoc Wait, sausage AND bacon? All from the same animal? Crazy talk. 1:26 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck