Undesirable
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I just found out they remade "Clash of the Titans".
about 1 hour ago
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Boy, did I have it wrong. I just learned the correct way to tie a Double Windsor. What the Hell was I tying!?
about 2 hours ago
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We're making Christmas cookies. Our Gingerbread men have down syndrome. :S
about 12 hours ago
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Christmas sugar cookies and coffee. This could end wars. that delights.
about 23 hours ago
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This week is going to take f-o-r-e-v-e-r...
6:06 AM Dec 21st
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I'm growing a beard, sorta. Until Monday.
2:02 PM Dec 19th
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Crown and Coke tastes so good with that natural suger coke. You should try it.
9:06 PM Dec 18th
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Are you trying to say there's a party in your pants? Send invites. RT @: My party pants are dry cleaned & ready to go!!!
4:29 PM Dec 17th
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Actually, this seems more like a challange.
4:24 PM Dec 17th
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Not a speed bump ...
2:51 PM Dec 17th
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Big list of things to do today: Eat "breakfast", drink coffee, Christmas shopping, Christmas decorations, Zoo lights
11:32 AM Dec 17th
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It's the Delorian!! RT @: WANT!
10:51 PM Dec 16th
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We're at Olive Garden and a dude @ the next table just blew the shit out of his nose, twice. I'm not realy hungry any more. Thanks, dude.
5:10 PM Dec 16th
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@ aren't they mostly meant for one or two shots, then throw them away? What if you freeze the liquor, too?
5:03 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to Saintless
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@ those ice shot glasses were seen at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
5:02 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to pizzocalabro
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Awesome! (hint)
4:18 PM Dec 16th
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Awesome!
3:01 PM Dec 16th
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I'm wandering through Bed Bath & Beyond. I could get into trouble here.
2:57 PM Dec 16th
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Millions just Googled how to "innocently" damage that nerve. RT @: Injury Leaves Woman Constantly Craving Sex -
2:13 PM Dec 16th
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and HAM! Seriously. RT @: @ @ Wait, sausage AND bacon? All from the same animal? Crazy talk.
1:26 PM Dec 16th
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