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  1. Being followed by a black van with dark windows.9:44 AM Apr 11th from Tweetie
  2. Long story short: my tongue is now frozen to the door on the roof of a 30 story building.12:38 PM Feb 1st from Tweetie
  3. Being an under cover agent is not a job, it's a life style.10:52 AM Jan 23rd from Tweetie
  4. Time for lunch: grab a cab, switch cabs, switch cabs again, take the subway, switch trains, another cab, food. Long way to go 2 blocks.10:20 AM Jan 23rd from Tweetie
  5. Secret agent's worst enemy is snow. Leaves too many signs.10:16 AM Dec 10th, 2008 from Tweetie
  6. Man, time flies when your in Asia.10:58 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  7. Just got a letter from headquarters. Looks like I may have a new mission.8:55 AM Sep 30th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  8. Twitterific keeps asking me to use my location. I AM A FREAKING UNDER COVER AGENT!!! NO YOU CANT BROADCAST MY LOCATION!!!1:20 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  9. I never enter a building through the front door. Makes grocery shopping awkward...8:53 AM Sep 16th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  10. Sometimes it is easier to hide right out in the open.9:15 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  11. Looking over your shoulder every few minutes is conspicuous. There are better ways to see if you are being followed.9:02 AM Sep 2nd, 2008 from Twitterrific
  12. Everyone in this grocery store is using plastic to buy groceries. NEVER EVER buy something if you can't use cash.4:19 PM Sep 1st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  13. Mission has succeeded, perpetrator is in custody. Chinese Gov will undoubtedly cover it all up. You won't hear a thing.3:00 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from Twitch
  14. Just had my photo taken with person I am follow. And I got his autograph... awkward...6:12 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from Twitch
  15. People in China are friendly, make it nice and easy to get around.10:33 AM Aug 11th, 2008 from twibble
  16. The trick to losing your shadow in the Airport is to change costumes and luggage half a dozen times.7:48 AM Aug 10th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  17. Packed and ready to leave to China.5:38 AM Aug 10th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  18. Received new instructions... time to go and pack up.12:38 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  19. Picked up cell phone under park bench, thinking it was my mission briefing. Turns out the phone belongs to some old lady who chewed me out.12:04 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  20. Headed to the park to recieve next mission briefing.11:57 AM Aug 9th, 2008 from TwitterPod
  • Name UnderCoverAgent
  • Location Undisclosed
  • Bio I'm a secret Agent. I can't tell you anymore. In fact, I shouldn't even tell you that.
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