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  1. Username: Mel_Brooks Password: 12345 #celebritypasswords #ishouldrewatchspaceballs
  2. @syntax_ It's at the Leopold-Hoesch-Museum in Duren, Germany.
  3. Barista at Starbucks said I kinda look like Brad Pitt w/ my beard. I hope that means I look handsome and not like an old biker
  4. @dancquach hollerrrr i'm at 53rd and ave of the americas. stop by MoMA mofo
  5. WOW. Merry Chrismas again.... http://www.urlesque.com/2009/12/07/sketchy-santas/
  6. @dancquach Where you at boy? That's right by my work
  7. @syntax_ I loved it, but I'm a big TB fan. It's a bit conceptual and scatterbrained for some tastes, but I love seeing how his mind works
  8. @syntax_ Ha yea but I think Im safe my boss is 85 and has his assistant chk his email. She reads it to him. He still dictates letters...OLD
  9. Just had a 20 min phone conversation w/ my boss's wife tryin to explain how to unlock her blackberry. Yes, I know it involves only 1 button.
  10. @chadchadchad_ Ahh bummer. Well consider it an open invitation, and come visit anytime!
  11. I'm full of links today. Merry Christmas: http://www.dailyacid.com/2009/12/best-ever-xmas-decorations.html
  12. HIYOOOO RT @ImGeneParmesan @UncleWeez Whats the difference btwn Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa always stops after three ho's
  13. http://www.framleyexaminer.com/advertcalendar/ This is amazing, especially if you're an Anglophile. ( via @IanMartin )
  14. @ImGeneParmesan It means Tiger Woods is a classy dude! Has great taste in women! And that I'm way behind on current events!
  15. @OMGreds Pshh go hard or go home...I wish it was game 1 of the World Series at Great American. BOOYAH
  16. One of tiger's side dishes was in tickle porn??!?
  17. @jennmimalee Consider it done.
  18. @jennmimalee Bender? I'm in
  19. As long as I'm not cropping! RT @senorcorazon @UncleWeez You ain't gonna be happy on Thursday when I ask you to pick up my laundry, I guess.
  20. When I agreed to be the assistant to an art dealer, I didn't see "being some geezer's personal errand boy" in the job description