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  1. @bobbyllew You can do an interview me whilst driving my traction engine if you like.
  2. @stephenfry You do know, of course, that I would never stab you in the back in that way. http://tinyurl.com/yf39yxv
  3. I am not a 'National Treasure' http://tinyurl.com/yf39yxv
  4. @RealDMitchell I have not been verified yet - but I am sure all my followers can tell that I am the real Uncle.
  5. Why celebrities matter http://tinyurl.com/y859aha
  6. @davidwalliams Congratulations to Mister Walliams on being, like myself, chosen for the FT top 100 books of 2009 http://tinyurl.com/yftddyk
  7. I have no idea what it is doing in the children's section http://tinyurl.com/yftddyk
  8. I see the FT have chosen my biographies in their Top 2009 Book List: http://tinyurl.com/yftddyk
  9. Dubai - a pale imitation of Homeward http://tinyurl.com/ydd348z
  10. Gatecrashers ruin my party for Barack! http://tinyurl.com/ydkwrp6
  11. @simonpegg Don't worry about the 'Celeb Diaries' the 'Uncle Diaries' are still available if your pocket is deep enough.
  12. Of course, any adaptation would have to be a co-production with the Badgertown Broadcasting Corporation.
  13. Now, I understand why there has been so much interest in my biographies from ITV and Sky 1 in Great Britain. http://tinyurl.com/ye5blz6
  14. Would you be interested in optioning 'The Uncle Diaries' ?
  15. @jupitusphillip My dear fellow, you should have let me know. I have a permanent suite at Claridges - even for a friend of the Badfort Crowd.
  16. The Towers of Homeward! http://tinyurl.com/ydr6sdk
  17. My beautiful traction engine! http://tinyurl.com/yggs3eu
  18. @Hateman Do you have an invitation to this soiree? #peggparty
  19. @jupitusphillip I have not come to #peggparty for a political argument. You Sir, are very very drunk.
  20. #peggparty Could you pass me another bunch of bananas?