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UmeboshiSan

  1. Dude! If you go to the bathroom.... We "DON"T" need pics. Also did you take an antihistamine? 12:13 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  2. @Hoskh @kaiuu Tugger is a ninja. 12:18 PM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to Hoskh
  3. VACATION! WOOOO! #woooo #vacation 4:32 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  4. @Hoskh that makes all kida sense that I don't even want to think about. 4:28 PM May 19th via TweetDeck
  5. @kaiuu oh god yess, 9:23 PM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to kaiuu
  6. ProTip: After dispensing habenero cheese on your foodstuffs "Don't" touch your eyes. #andnowimblind 11:24 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
  7. @chrisweddle @gabrielweddle Has the best Dad ever! 3:28 PM Mar 24th via TweetDeck
  8. @Jusenkyo It looks much better than Attack of the Clones. #JohnCarter 1:51 PM Mar 11th via TweetDeck in reply to Jusenkyo
  9. @Jusenkyo Oh! He wrote Tarzan. Now I get your interest in this film. 1:50 PM Mar 11th via TweetDeck in reply to Jusenkyo
  10. @Jusenkyo Weird aliens, speeder bikes, battling monsters in a rocky arena, super powers, spaceships. #JohnCarter 1:46 PM Mar 11th via TweetDeck in reply to Jusenkyo
  11. @Jusenkyo If someone tried to describe that trailer to me I would swear they were talking about Attack of the Clones. #JohnCarter 1:44 PM Mar 11th via TweetDeck in reply to Jusenkyo
  12. @Jusenkyo I have to go to small claims court that morning. Assuming all goes well, I'm in. 1:40 PM Mar 11th via TweetDeck in reply to Jusenkyo
  13. @Josh_McCutcheon Wow! is that at your house? I know where I'm going for the zombie apocalypse. 2:54 PM Mar 9th via TweetDeck in reply to Josh_McCutcheon
  14. @Josh_McCutcheon Yes my Mum is the Stereotypical Jewish type. Despite not being Jewish. I have learned to live with it. 6:49 PM Mar 6th via TweetDeck in reply to Josh_McCutcheon
  15. @Josh_McCutcheon My Mum would be all like"But you wouldn't be any good at it" 6:45 PM Mar 6th via TweetDeck in reply to Josh_McCutcheon
  16. @Josh_McCutcheon Your Mom..... Is..... Awesome!!!!! 6:39 PM Mar 6th via TweetDeck in reply to Josh_McCutcheon
  17. This is a really good article. bit.ly/zy7ve3 and If I ever get the chance I will use the "Machete Order" It makes so much sense. 10:21 AM Feb 28th via TweetDeck
  18. Just to clarify. 4:38 PM Feb 26th via TweetDeck
  19. We are all assholes! 4:37 PM Feb 26th via TweetDeck
  20. I also think that both films are right. 4:35 PM Feb 26th via TweetDeck
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  • Bio I'm going to be a happy idiot. And struggle for the legal tender
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