UmaDog
- Dancing to Thriller. http://tinyurl.com/q9mwtx4:31 PM Jun 26th from web
- Yeah, I puked in someone's bed today. JEALOUS?11:59 AM May 29th from web
- Walking! Time to check the pee-mail.10:12 AM Apr 1st from web
- Look, you need to open the oven door for me. I don't know if you're aware, but there's a turkey in there I need to eat.9:34 PM Feb 18th from web
- BELLY HURTS!!!!9:49 PM Feb 10th from web
- Jeez. Sneaking a cake off the counter and eating it in it's entirety sure can wear a dog out. Can I get some sympathy here?4:59 PM Feb 10th from web
- @amyruth2008 I can't wait to eat that thing.2:52 PM Jan 23rd from web in reply to amyruth2008
- @amyruth2008 And you love it.8:31 AM Jan 21st from web in reply to amyruth2008
- Not so bad with peanut butter. http://tinyurl.com/8uj3cx4:31 PM Jan 16th from web
- So, let me get this straight... you DIDN'T want indian food all over the livingroom?5:18 PM Jan 7th from web
- They must have installed this dog door so I can bring in dead birds.12:23 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
- WHY HAVE I NEVER BEEN TO A HONEYBAKED HAM STORE BEFORE?11:48 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
- Good lord, woman. Did you really have to? http://tinyurl.com/66kogf10:39 AM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
- Eating apple skins.1:11 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from web
- Ah, tis 2 a.m., November 30th. Tis the night of the annual Livingroom Dance of Insanity.11:59 PM Nov 29th, 2008 from web
- @amyruth2008 I had to destroy your kleenex box. I did it for you. One day you will understand.10:12 PM Nov 28th, 2008 from web in reply to amyruth2008
- Oh my god, woman. JUST GO TO BED AND RUB MY BELLY.10:02 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from web
- Got mobbed by 40 middle schoolers today. Ah, the pressures of being gorgeous and adored.12:53 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
- This is not food. This is a pile of Splenda. Thanks for nothing, you bastard.5:32 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
- @jdtatum I think... It's a DOG. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!2:10 PM Nov 8th, 2008 from web in reply to jdtatum
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