UlyAwesome
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Its nice to know that while I spend X-Mas w/ family, there is no way in hell I'll ever be in the same room as @ & @
6:20 PM Dec 24th
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Shit @, I'm sorry I didn't update my twitter yesterday. I hope that I didn't leave a total void in your life.
5:17 PM Dec 23rd
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Hey @ it snowed here on the East Coast. Did it snow in your location of MTV? What the fuck does that even mean?
5:46 PM Dec 21st
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Shit @, I thought I was important when u started following me, but now @ is following me 2. I must be a douche magnet
7:33 PM Dec 18th
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Today was kind of a boring day. Sorry to disappoint you @. Not everyday can be a winner, but I'm sure you know all about that.
5:51 PM Dec 17th
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. @, I hope that following me has enriched your life these past few weeks. I know it has done jack shit for me.
5:21 PM Dec 16th
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Hey @, Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you are a douche.
5:46 PM Dec 15th
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Hey @, I think that @ is holding you back. I just can't figure out what exactly it is that you do.
4:34 PM Dec 14th
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Hi @, I just got back from taking my dog for a walk. He took a massive shit and I thought about you.
2:43 PM Dec 11th
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.@ I almost forgot to update you today. Sorry about that. Just so you know, my day went well. Hope I have more for you tomorrow.
6:43 PM Dec 10th
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Hi @. I hear you like MTV's Jersey Shore. That is good to know, now I have another reason to never watch that douchefest.
6:24 PM Dec 9th
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. @ I wanted to tell you that my crap was a success yesterday & that I didn't fall in. Hope you didn't lose any sleep worrying.
12:23 PM Dec 8th
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. @ I am about to go take a crap. Just thought you might like to know.
4:43 PM Dec 7th
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I'm so happy that a douche like @ cares enough to follow me. I may start addressing all of my tweets to him.
4:42 PM Dec 7th
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RT @: When did Luke Wilson's jowls swallow the rest of his face?
7:49 PM Dec 4th
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about Oprah. Please.
8:15 AM Nov 20th
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RT @ Fridays are now Fridays. Everyone must tweet, " about ______________. Please." Go!
8:14 AM Nov 20th
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RT @ I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan! (via @)
9:02 AM Nov 12th
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@ That's what she said. RT @: Seattle. Moist as ever.
4:10 PM Nov 8th
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@ & @! The two of you are complete wastes of space! Please tell me why anyone cares about these two!
3:41 PM Nov 8th
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- Name Ulysses Awesome
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- Bio My name is Ulysses and I am Awesome!
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