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Ultrace_v1

  1. Alan Wake, the game where you can earnestly hear Nikki demand, "Go into the light. Light light lighlightLIGHT!"
  2. @steph_jane2 A) Not necessarily a bad thing; B) today's not over yet.
  3. @JetWolf Too bad that would involve going out.
  4. @JetWolf Braized mammoth cheesecake?
  5. @JetWolf Jesus wept? Probably because someone stole his truck and he couldn't pick up any cheerleaders. #nodisrespecttojesusintended
  6. @JetWolf @steph_jane2 I think you just got Strugged.
  7. If you missed it amongst the blur that was Thursday, our newest Adventure is up. Get your weekend going right! bit.ly/L9B02b
  8. @JetWolf I think that scenario might have happened with streets in places like New Orleans.
  9. @JetWolf You're like some sort of drunken savant.
  10. @steph_jane2 We might need to go back and check the footage. I think she was laughing AT him, not WITH him. He can be pretty laughable.
  11. @JetWolf I have it on good authority he was funny. He made jokes that his crew did not murder him for, although they maybe should have.
  12. @JetWolf Arg, one line and you have it in MY HEAD.
  13. @JetWolf So very denied. But I guess I can still complain that the internet disappointed me. You disappoint me, internet.
  14. Nothing like preparing to complain to the 'net that you had to scan your own game for an image, then discovering you don't own it after all.
  15. @JetWolf I would buy an app that tells me where people are being eaten by tigers around me.
  16. @JetWolf IPO CHANGES EVERYTHING.
  17. @JetWolf Coming soon to the next CAH expansion: "Meat-eating slugs devouring small children."
  18. @JetWolf Let's just say I advise children dressing up as slugs on Halloween to not fall and get stuck on the ground.
  19. @JetWolf For reals. I found this out after I saw it in action.
  20. In other news, I'll be developing a series of nature documentaries aimed at insomniacs.