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  1. @ijustine Where did you get all that energy for that Harris Teeter video?
  2. They really should make concert and festival announcements before people make summer plans.
  3. The song Space Olympics by The Lonely Island has suddenly grabbed my attention. Listen: http://bit.ly/Z20mH
  4. @otherijustine How much did you drink that night?
  5. @mariedigby Check out Datarock's music. But only do so if you believe in fun.
  6. @YoungBillyMays My condolences to you and your family.
  7. Why is everyone else going for a boat ride, and I'm being left behind? :(
  8. @X929 Matt, I usually update that stuff when I'm drunk enough to do so.
  9. RIP Michael Jackson
  10. @lartist Well duh, they improved on CG Megan Fox.
  11. Saw Transformers. Spoiler: Megatron is the Batmobile.
  12. @ijustine #askij How come you don't own your own cute puppy?
  13. @mariedigby Is this your new album, or your debut album?
  14. Holy shit. I'm bored. Don't wanna hear about video game addiction.
  15. 4th video game presentatio
  16. Three presentations on video games. In a row. Argh.
  17. What if Iron Man designed the Batmobile, which also happened to be a Transformer?
  18. I wanted to go geocaching in Bragg Creek with my dad today, but the weather isn't so good :(
  19. RT @IranRiggedElect: Plz plz plz stop Denial of Service attacks and leave the hacking to the hackers. DDOS compromises all internet com ...
  20. http://twitpic.com/7z9vx - Anyone know how to solve this problem?