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UbsurdChef

  1. If i ever met superhead id smack her wit da dark part of my hand n call her a white bitch....lmao....i jus spazzed **chillin wit babe:-)** about 5 hours ago via Samsung Mobile
  2. Breakfast in bed.....babe is def the best....yaaaaaaaa lol 5:42 AM May 25th via Samsung Mobile
  3. Ok im in love...i jus got out da shower n babe putttin lotion on me....oh yea....spoiled i am...yesssss...fuck all yall haters....im goooood 7:23 PM May 22nd via Samsung Mobile
  4. Bike VS DrawBridge.....bike won....yea i did that shit lol 12:59 PM May 22nd via Samsung Mobile
  5. Bout to be work bound 12:36 PM May 22nd via Samsung Mobile
  6. In da hood chillin on dale...not shit on my mind cept gettin it...yea gettin it...7500 rpm's on da dash yea gettin it 10:18 AM May 22nd via Samsung Mobile
  7. Boi im fresh n clean....ajax 9:52 AM May 22nd via Samsung Mobile
  8. Guess the only way ill see that is in the strip club....bummer 6:45 AM May 21st via Samsung Mobile
  9. Its over for the lakers 7:55 AM May 20th via Samsung Mobile
  10. Lol.....it seems a nigga can't even do one nite without babe here.... 8:27 PM May 19th via Samsung Mobile
  11. Top of da morning to yu all.....live fearless....why...cuz fear is a well known hold yu bak factor...cant live like that!!!!! 6:07 AM May 19th via Samsung Mobile
  12. So the question is who is my tru friend....cuz actually i dont have one 6:23 PM May 15th via Samsung Mobile
  13. I can honestly say....i dont fuck wit obama anymore....he endorses same sex marriage??????.....jus lost my vote.....that shit aint rite.... 6:02 AM May 13th via Samsung Mobile
  14. Ugh...smh 9:56 PM May 10th via Samsung Mobile
  15. I lost my nigga over nothing doe.... miss yu burg smh 8:14 PM May 10th via Samsung Mobile
  16. Wow is all i can say 8:38 PM May 9th via Samsung Mobile
  17. I am champ pi on of beer pong 8:36 PM May 7th via Samsung Mobile
  18. No need to wait....bout make dis shit offical like blk n wht stripes..... 5:24 PM May 6th via Samsung Mobile
  19. Jus got off 12 hrs im beat cant wait get home n see that beautiful face:-) yu da best 8:45 PM May 5th via Samsung Mobile
  20. @Honie_BrownXO I need charity number asap so she dont yhink I forgot 4:10 PM May 5th via Twitter for Android in reply to Honie_BrownXO
  • Name M®…Unimportant™
  • Location Salisbury,MD
  • Bio Now days yu do something for someone..dey expect something in return...Now its no such thing as a favor...
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