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  1. I guess it will be alright here, but I'm still a little grumpy about things!
  2. I am in a new house. Apparently human-kitten sneezes too much around us! Why didn't they make human-kitten move instead?
  3. Complaining. A lot. Riding in a car, don't know where to. At least M is here.
  4. My joints ache so I have to make sure the humans only pet me on my head. The small human is moving around more. This bears watching.
  5. Also I spilled boy human's coffee all over the dining table in the middle of the night - uh, oops - but they CAN'T PROVE IT WAS ME!
  6. Small human talks at me now, in some crazy small-human-language. But I think it knows my name!
  7. I have appropriated the small humans "boppy lounger." Victory for all of Catdom! Small human is moving around now, btw - this is annoying.
  8. I had to help the boy human with an Ikea project today. Also: the miniature human is annoying. And the girl human combed my mats today. Ow!
  9. Patrolling the main level of the house.
  10. Being ignored. Small squalling creature is sucking up all the attention around here!
  11. Hiding under the boy human's desk from the loud roaring machine.
  12. Trying to eat some purple ribbon, but Boy Human would not let me. Meanie!
  13. Keeping an eye on a flock of birds in the tree outside my window. They better behave!!
  14. Wanting to chew on some more ribbons, but most of the floaty things are gone and the ones left are too high!!
  15. They took my favorite couch away!! Why, oh why, do humans do such things?!
  16. Plus my sister is growling at me. I slink the Dance of Unhappiness.
  17. Had a traumatic doctor visit today. Going to go hide for a while.
  18. Wondering why the cat carrier is out! Are they taking me to TheEvilDoctor's today?? Maybe they'll take my sister instead..
  19. Pestering my sister... I'm bored!
  20. Pacing around and whining. They really don't feed me enough around here!