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  1. i am at beerfest, and i am so lit. 3:14 PM Nov 14th from txt
  2. 1 more year for Griffey Jr. in Seattle. 12:18 PM Nov 11th from txt
  3. Beerfest is tomorrow, and im excited. 4:35 PM Nov 6th from txt
  4. I wish Ashton Kutcher would fade away....faster than he is now. 11:53 AM Nov 4th from txt
  5. is cooking some scary chilli for Halloween. 1:04 PM Oct 31st from txt
  6. The written word is also better than the blabbering words from idiot behind me. Im not forced to read them. 8:03 PM Oct 7th from txt
  7. I think i'm being followed. twices, people have been taking pictures of me. In front of my house, and now the car behind me. 10:37 AM Oct 2nd from txt
  8. It's not everyday you see a guy on the corner digging in his ear with his car key. Yes, he was digging, and digging, and digging. 5:08 PM Sep 29th from txt
  9. Can you feel it? Fall is here. 8:30 AM Sep 22nd from txt
  10. "HAPPY OKTOBERFEST" I hope you all enjoy a German Beer and celebrate. I know I am. 4:56 PM Sep 19th from txt
  11. Figures, the guy in front of me wearing the shirt that says The world is ours, protect it " rented The day the Earth stood still 4:46 PM Sep 19th from txt
  12. I found new beers. Beers I've never even heard of. The next 6 are going to be fun! 8:44 AM Sep 7th from txt
  13. Texas is like a different county alltogether, y'all. Im a little freaked out right now. That God im getting on a plane out of here! 12:22 PM Sep 5th from txt
  14. I'm on my way to the airport. I'm sure it's 5:00 somewhere. 6:46 AM Sep 5th from txt
  15. Im at a used bookstore. The woman in front of me is buying some records. Her daughter just asked her "what are those"? 6:05 PM Sep 4th from txt
  16. Only 7 "sober" hours left. 9:30 AM Sep 4th from txt
  17. I hate wishy-washy people. And now I am stuck with their leader!!! 6:07 PM Aug 29th from txt
  18. District 9 was cool. But where was the shadow? A ship more than a mile wide never cast a shadow below? What's up with that? 9:11 AM Aug 27th from txt
  19. Bud and Miller/Coors raise prices on beer today. What a bummer (sarcasm). Now is the time to drink some real craft beer! 1:22 PM Aug 26th from txt
  20. Hey dork, get out of the street. How about you run on the sidewalk instead. Its 3 feet to your left. Better yet, just stay home. 7:54 AM Aug 18th from txt