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  1. Thirty Seconds to Mars are giving away 30 Guitars in 30 Days! Go here to win http://culturej.am/qXq #30GuitarsfromMars
  2. Thirty Seconds to Mars are giving away 30 Guitars in 30 Days! Go here to win http://culturej.am/oim #30GuitarsfromMars
  3. The new wife and I are safely back home.
  4. I totally feel better now, thanks Maus http://ping.fm/zBTRs
  5. Super-stressed recently, spent last night trying to hammer a rope through a board, don't ask me how that went...
  6. There are parts of my life that simply stand as cosmic jokes... sometimes at my expense, but mostly not
  7. Day 3 of the worse haircut in 22 years and that one was on a bet, "I bet you won't join the Army", I <strike>won</strike> lost that one
  8. Day 2 of The Worst Haircut Ever, never trust a meth tweaked hairdresser
  9. Word of advice, avoid manic hairdressers, I had to push this lady off me before she plucked me bald
  10. Word of advice, avoid manic hairdressers, I had to push this lady off me before she plucked me bald
  11. Heading to Hank III tonight at the Lincoln Theatre
  12. OK, I don't want to like that Wipeout show but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! DAMN!
  13. Please HELP!!! Which is the least offensive description of the trackball on the BlackBerry? nipple or clit?
  14. Tip of the day: Never trust a Thai prostitute dressed as a girl scout with a merit badge in shibari
  15. Asshole of the day: The fundamentalist 'Christian' douchebag who killed Dr. Tiller in his own church for work that I would have given up ...
  16. With me getting married some have asked "what's the secret?" Here ya go... http://ping.fm/YcplH
  17. http://ping.fm/p/tbCOu - Back from Canada, home of giant lobster
  18. I took pictures of the Great White North eh, but my camera does this country no justice. So I'll just drown myself in LaBatt's
  19. Canada in the morn, asked what I was doing at work, "Save the place being on fire, NOTHING", 15 seconds later the fire alarm is blaring, ...
  20. I totally love this guy!!! http://ping.fm/kbVvX