Uberbastard
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Thirty Seconds to Mars are giving away 30 Guitars in 30 Days! Go here to win
1:43 AM Oct 20th
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Thirty Seconds to Mars are giving away 30 Guitars in 30 Days! Go here to win
6:44 PM Oct 15th
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The new wife and I are safely back home.
4:30 PM Sep 13th
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I totally feel better now, thanks Maus
5:07 PM Sep 1st
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Super-stressed recently, spent last night trying to hammer a rope through a board, don't ask me how that went...
11:57 AM Sep 1st
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There are parts of my life that simply stand as cosmic jokes... sometimes at my expense, but mostly not
12:02 AM Aug 20th
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Day 3 of the worse haircut in 22 years and that one was on a bet, "I bet you won't join the Army", I <strike>won</strike> lost that one
5:35 PM Jul 16th
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Day 2 of The Worst Haircut Ever, never trust a meth tweaked hairdresser
11:26 AM Jul 15th
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Word of advice, avoid manic hairdressers, I had to push this lady off me before she plucked me bald
9:29 PM Jul 14th
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Word of advice, avoid manic hairdressers, I had to push this lady off me before she plucked me bald
9:29 PM Jul 14th
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Heading to Hank III tonight at the Lincoln Theatre
2:39 PM Jul 3rd
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OK, I don't want to like that Wipeout show but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! DAMN!
5:39 PM Jun 17th
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Please HELP!!! Which is the least offensive description of the trackball on the BlackBerry? nipple or clit?
8:24 PM Jun 8th
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Tip of the day: Never trust a Thai prostitute dressed as a girl scout with a merit badge in shibari
6:01 PM Jun 4th
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Asshole of the day: The fundamentalist 'Christian' douchebag who killed Dr. Tiller in his own church for work that I would have given up
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10:15 PM Jun 1st
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With me getting married some have asked "what's the secret?" Here ya go...
8:39 PM May 29th
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- Back from Canada, home of giant lobster
1:47 AM May 16th
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I took pictures of the Great White North eh, but my camera does this country no justice. So I'll just drown myself in LaBatt's
6:07 PM May 7th
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Canada in the morn, asked what I was doing at work, "Save the place being on fire, NOTHING", 15 seconds later the fire alarm is blaring,
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12:34 AM May 7th
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I totally love this guy!!!
3:41 PM Apr 30th
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- Name Chris
- Location Durham, NC
- Web http://uberbastar...
- Bio Two arms and legs with dozens of points of articulation, fun to pose and take on adventures.
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