Uberbastard
- Heading to Hank III tonight at the Lincoln Theatre2:39 PM Jul 3rd from Ping.fm
- OK, I don't want to like that Wipeout show but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! DAMN!5:39 PM Jun 17th from Ping.fm
- Please HELP!!! Which is the least offensive description of the trackball on the BlackBerry? nipple or clit?8:24 PM Jun 8th from Ping.fm
- Tip of the day: Never trust a Thai prostitute dressed as a girl scout with a merit badge in shibari6:01 PM Jun 4th from Ping.fm
- Asshole of the day: The fundamentalist 'Christian' douchebag who killed Dr. Tiller in his own church for work that I would have given up ...10:15 PM Jun 1st from web
- With me getting married some have asked "what's the secret?" Here ya go... http://ping.fm/YcplH8:39 PM May 29th from Ping.fm
- http://ping.fm/p/tbCOu - Back from Canada, home of giant lobster1:47 AM May 16th from Ping.fm
- I took pictures of the Great White North eh, but my camera does this country no justice. So I'll just drown myself in LaBatt's6:07 PM May 7th from Ping.fm
- Canada in the morn, asked what I was doing at work, "Save the place being on fire, NOTHING", 15 seconds later the fire alarm is blaring, ...12:34 AM May 7th from Ping.fm
- I totally love this guy!!! http://ping.fm/kbVvX3:41 PM Apr 30th from Ping.fm
- @Iceman2469 how many twitter accounts are you planning on having?5:02 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to Iceman2469
- @theorytree Did someone say my name?4:51 PM Apr 27th from web in reply to theorytree
- @lil_mara Perhaps you need new pants http://failblog.org/2009/04...7:15 PM Apr 24th from web
- Hey @somacow 5 minutes and I get kicked out of your chat room (somacow live > http://ustre.am/k27)6:17 PM Apr 24th from web
- Hey @somacow Listening to you at http://www.ustream.tv/chann... (somacow live > http://ustre.am/k27)6:15 PM Apr 24th from web
- “Lemon, don’t you have a slanket you should be filling with farts” - Salma Hayek (30 Rock)2:42 AM Apr 24th from Ping.fm
- UNC is screwing me on both ends, the girl will be pissed when I get home and I have to go in early.8:16 PM Apr 6th from Ping.fm
- Apparently Twitter was just invented, my boss just discovered it.7:04 PM Mar 23rd from web
- Iowa changed the Dept Of Elderly Affairs to Dept Of Aging, DOA LOL BBQ4:55 PM Mar 5th from mobile web
- Celebrity Apprentice = The single most convincing excuse for domestic terrorism3:10 AM Mar 4th from web
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- Name Chris
- Location Durham, NC
- Web http://uberbastar...
- Bio Two arms and legs with dozens of points of articulation, fun to pose and take on adventures.
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