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uberiyer

@HiRezBart @tribesascend I was thinking of an asset which causes teleportation. I posted the idea in the forum. What do you think? about 8 hours ago via web in reply to HiRezBart
@givememotion hey Dante, could you give me the chord progressions to Peter's "My computer and me" song? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to givememotion
TRIBES:ASCEND TIME BITCHZZZ! #MandstoryPostExamRelaxationSession about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
oldmonkMGM youtu.be/Ytng2tVcVPY Japan at it's WTFAMIWATCHING best: Funky Forest. [NSFW] 11:31 AM May 26th via web from Detroit, MI Retweeted by uberiyer
Mumbai University sucks. Mantra of all MU students. 8:57 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@sumitra93 You're so pretty, I don't care. 8:55 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to sumitra93
So I take that 15% of my timeline are currently in B'lore at the LoG gig. Must be really really awesome 'cause no one's tweeting. 8:52 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Okay, quick question. Is there going to be some sort of bandh on the 31st? Preferable reply : No. Please let me know. 8:14 AM May 26th via web
This seems to be one of those "Aah, fuck." days. 9:11 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@ani6991 have a great time man. 9:05 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ani6991
BasioMeusPuga In retrospect, the only time she really missed me was that instance when I saw the paperweight coming and ducked. 9:37 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by uberiyer and 1 other
zachbraff Keira Knightley engaged. Penises around the globe expected to hold a moment of silence. 8:59 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by uberiyer and 2489 others
kellyoxford Just told 3 yr old that mosquitos "Bite you to drink some of your blood." and she ran out of the room screaming and crying. :( 8:59 AM May 25th via Echofon Retweeted by uberiyer and 104 others
@_kavya_ *nudge nudge* *wink wink* *giggle giggle* Will show practicals once exams are over. #haun :P 9:24 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to _kavya_
And while everyone else is enjoying the DD-CSK IPL match, I am stuck studying for a Mechanical Vibrations paper. EVERYONE! STOP HAVING FUN! 8:45 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@c_gawker You're so funny. 6:10 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to c_gawker
c_gawker sign on this yogurt cup says crush after eating so animals won't choke on it. it even has a list of wrist specialists for when you're done. 6:03 AM May 25th via Silver Bird Retweeted by uberiyer and 1 other
There should be a law against girls saying "You're cute." and then proceeding with their lives as if things were normal. 4:34 AM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
That nosebleed-booger pick. Pain and satisfaction rolled in one. 10:55 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
The sky is getting overcast. Anyone else feel the monsoon coming in? I feel like a peacock excited about dancing in the rain. 10:52 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®