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UberCptNerd

  1. I have consumed 9 tums today #fuckheartburn about 2 hours ago via web
  2. Someone wrote "8/18/10 Nobody Wins" in my desk drawer, and I have no idea who it was about 6 hours ago via web
  3. Im going to severely cut back on my pop addiction, just making it twitter official about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. Im so sick of being tired about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. If you can't hold on, hold onnnnnnnnnnn about 13 hours ago via web
  6. Ba ba ba benny and the jets about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  7. The more you know, the less you need 8:38 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  8. @VillasantiR next time we go I'll let you know fo sho! 5:10 PM May 26th via web in reply to VillasantiR
  9. Lesson learned, dont take shit canoeing unless you plan on losing it forever 4:31 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  10. My dog always looks at me like I commited murder, its actually really funny 6:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  11. I'm going insane 11:44 AM May 25th via web
  12. Chew me up spit me out ill clean up the mess 10:57 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  13. @ncarreon17 that wasnt a hash tag, lolz 10:42 PM May 24th via web in reply to ncarreon17
  14. @ncarreon17 fuck on me 10:28 PM May 24th via web in reply to ncarreon17
  15. 'Sorry, please try again' No phone, I got the screen lock right, fuck you 1:46 PM May 24th via web
  16. ADDDDDVENTURE TIME! 9:07 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  17. When she's not eating or drinking, she's looking up things she can eat or drink. Always. 8:12 AM May 24th via web