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  1. Thank you, Gloria Allred, for stopping my erection in its tracks. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Apparently, the ultimate beef track was written in the first century BC: http://bit.ly/14xae6 about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Masturbating with different lantern rings brings varied experiences, but don't try the black one. My left watchticle shriveled and fell off. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. #followfriday @kenlowery is an active supporter of my perversion, and so you should grow from his wisdom. about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. @theisb She's barely legal? #chrisvstwilight about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to theisb
  6. I wish someone would cover their hands in lantern rings and grab my boobs for once. I'm so freakin' lonely... about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. Look like I need a Santa hat or something. Can anyone help me out with that? about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. I just bought the first two issues of @elgorgo and you should too. 8:18 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  9. @Ragnell Quentin Tarantino's Kingdom Come. Good god... 7:06 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to Ragnell
  10. Way to go, New York. How are Ben Grimm and Johnny Storm supposed to get married now? 5:14 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  11. RT @dwolkin: I need a Dr. Octopus menorah for Chanukah! Please RT! 12:26 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  12. @iFanboy I'd use the voice of Galactus after eating a planet whose atmosphere was made of helium. 12:20 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to iFanboy
  13. Would Quicksilver be a foot fetishist? 12:16 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  14. The Great Sims Caper #mcribheist 11:30 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  15. Having new comics come out on Thursday messes up my cycle like I just started taking the pill or something... 11:23 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  16. @geekgirldiva My prompts guarantee hilarious stories, that's all. 11:13 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to geekgirldiva
  17. @geekgirldiva What? "I can't believe you decided to test your new power drill on that watermelon!" Where were you going with that? 11:04 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to geekgirldiva
  18. @geekgirldiva @geekgirldiva Word: Implication. Phrase: "I can't believe you did that!" Image: A watermelon with a hole in it. 10:56 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  19. You know who else used to be something of a Starjammer? Wilmer Valderama. 10:50 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  20. "So, Galactus, what did you do today?" "I totally just jammed like three stars." HIGH FIVE! 10:50 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck