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This is my Birdhouse. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Not 'tis of thee.about 13 hours agofrom Birdhouse
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Is he going to be okay?
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I think now would be a good time for Tucker to unveil his fantastic new car.11:38 AM Apr 30thfrom Tweetie
What's with all the talk about Commie Pigs? I don't get it, I th… ah CHOO! Sorry, been a bit under the sensationalized news coverage, lately3:41 PM Apr 29thfrom Tweetie
Don't mind me. I just have an Upper Midwestpratory infection.5:31 AM Feb 21stfrom web
Happy 1234567890 DAY! Celebrate by leaving your mom's basement. Even for a minute. And playing Wii Sports sitting down counts against you.11:12 AM Feb 13thfrom Twitterrific
What makes The USofA strong? Avoiding blowfish testicles.6:22 PM Jan 27thfrom web