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  1. RT @Columbia RT @Republic_of_Palau RT @India RT @UnitedKingdom99: Retweeting to make it look like I'm connected. I didn't read it either. 1:06 PM Jul 27th from web
  2. When you DM me about the launch of your new whatever, you make The USofA cry vinegar and water tears. Don't be a douche. Also, unfollow. 1:00 PM Jul 27th from web
  3. This is my Birdhouse. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Not 'tis of thee. 7:06 AM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
  4. *BOOM* Oooh. *BOOOM* Ahhh. *BOOOOM* Is he going to be okay? *BOOM* Oooh… 7:39 PM Jul 4th from web
  5. 233 years old and I still got it. 12:26 PM Jul 4th from web
  6. I think now would be a good time for Tucker to unveil his fantastic new car. 11:38 AM Apr 30th from Tweetie
  7. What's with all the talk about Commie Pigs? I don't get it, I th… ah CHOO! Sorry, been a bit under the sensationalized news coverage, lately 3:41 PM Apr 29th from Tweetie
  8. Don't mind me. I just have an Upper Midwestpratory infection. 5:31 AM Feb 21st from web
  9. Happy Valentine's Day. Love, The USofA. 12:44 PM Feb 14th from Twitterrific
  10. Got $787 Billion in my pocket and it's almost the weekend. Who wants to party? 11:43 AM Feb 13th from Twitterrific
  11. Happy 1234567890 DAY! Celebrate by leaving your mom's basement. Even for a minute. And playing Wii Sports sitting down counts against you. 11:12 AM Feb 13th from Twitterrific
  12. What makes The USofA strong? Avoiding blowfish testicles. 6:22 PM Jan 27th from web
  13. Renewing my subscription to Muslim World Magazine. 6:13 PM Jan 27th from Twitterrific
  14. ♫… So tonight we gonna party like it's 1/20/09 7:04 PM Jan 20th from Twitterrific
  15. Hello World. 1:38 PM Jan 20th from Twitterrific
  16. What an amazing day in the history of The USofA. 1:36 PM Jan 20th from Twitterrific
  17. As part of my January house cleaning, I think I need a home-equity loan to consolidate my debt. 9:38 AM Jan 10th from web
  18. Don't hate me because I hold certain truths to be self evident. 12:29 PM Jan 7th from Twitterrific
  19. 2009 Resolution: To keep being awesome. 10:52 PM Jan 1st from Twitterrific
  20. Israel: HE STARTED IT! Hamas: ...not touching not touching not touching not touching... 1:13 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  • Name The United States
  • Location US of A. Heard of it?
  • Bio 232 year old warrior-poet.
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