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  1. This is my Birdhouse. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Not 'tis of thee.about 13 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. *BOOM* Oooh. *BOOOM* Ahhh. *BOOOOM* Is he going to be okay? *BOOM* Oooh…7:39 PM Jul 4th from web
  3. 233 years old and I still got it.12:26 PM Jul 4th from web
  4. I think now would be a good time for Tucker to unveil his fantastic new car.11:38 AM Apr 30th from Tweetie
  5. What's with all the talk about Commie Pigs? I don't get it, I th… ah CHOO! Sorry, been a bit under the sensationalized news coverage, lately3:41 PM Apr 29th from Tweetie
  6. Don't mind me. I just have an Upper Midwestpratory infection.5:31 AM Feb 21st from web
  7. Happy Valentine's Day. Love, The USofA.12:44 PM Feb 14th from Twitterrific
  8. Got $787 Billion in my pocket and it's almost the weekend. Who wants to party?11:43 AM Feb 13th from Twitterrific
  9. Happy 1234567890 DAY! Celebrate by leaving your mom's basement. Even for a minute. And playing Wii Sports sitting down counts against you.11:12 AM Feb 13th from Twitterrific
  10. What makes The USofA strong? Avoiding blowfish testicles.6:22 PM Jan 27th from web
  11. Renewing my subscription to Muslim World Magazine.6:13 PM Jan 27th from Twitterrific
  12. ♫… So tonight we gonna party like it's 1/20/097:04 PM Jan 20th from Twitterrific
  13. Hello World.1:38 PM Jan 20th from Twitterrific
  14. What an amazing day in the history of The USofA.1:36 PM Jan 20th from Twitterrific
  15. As part of my January house cleaning, I think I need a home-equity loan to consolidate my debt.9:38 AM Jan 10th from web
  16. Don't hate me because I hold certain truths to be self evident.12:29 PM Jan 7th from Twitterrific
  17. 2009 Resolution: To keep being awesome.10:52 PM Jan 1st from Twitterrific
  18. Israel: HE STARTED IT! Hamas: ...not touching not touching not touching not touching...1:13 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  19. Israel! Stop picking on your brother.11:35 AM Dec 27th, 2008 from web
  20. Do you know the real me?9:45 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
  • Name The United States
  • Location US of A. Heard of it?
  • Bio 232 year old warrior-poet.
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