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I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked. 6:03 AM May 24th via SocialOomph
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I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it. 6:03 AM May 17th via SocialOomph
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A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. 6:49 AM May 9th via SocialOomph
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground. 6:03 AM May 3rd via SocialOomph
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 6:03 AM Apr 30th via SocialOomph
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. 9:46 AM Apr 27th via SocialOomph
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I changed my computer's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. 9:47 AM Apr 20th via SocialOomph
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted. 6:03 AM Apr 16th via SocialOomph
Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them. 6:03 AM Apr 12th via SocialOomph
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize. 4:03 AM Apr 5th via SocialOomph
If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, expect a long sentence. 4:01 AM Apr 2nd via SocialOomph
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum. 5:03 AM Mar 29th via SocialOomph
It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face! 5:03 AM Mar 26th via SocialOomph
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you. 5:03 AM Mar 19th via SocialOomph