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UNCLE_TOM_

Dick!! about 10 hours ago via Mobile Web
SteezyWeirdo look her dead in the eyes and say "Kamehameha" and don't even blink about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 3 others
devonslife I get re-pissed about an old sitatution whenever I start thinking about it again. 8:20 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 135 others
StenaKrys I wish I had unlimited gas in my car. I wanna go for a long drive. I got alot on my mind. about 10 hours ago via Plume for Android Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 3 others
Type, look over, delete... about 10 hours ago via Mobile Web
iRespectWeed #HowToArouseAStonerChick Give her good #weed and good #dick. about 10 hours ago via web Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 143 others
iREP_022812 Bitches anit real these days, its hard to find some that yo can trust. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 1 other
FuckYoLuckBitch I CAN'T FUCKING STAND WHEN PEOPLE TEXT ME AND WHEN I RESPOND THEY DON'T REPLY BACK. LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR POINT? EAT A DICK! 11:23 PM Apr 13th via twicca Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 98 others
My confidence sky rockets when I'm high....lastnight proved that. about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web
Mean what you say. Or don't say it at all. about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web
__SecretKey :,( Ever been broken hearted ? The feeling sucks about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_
JuddieBugg Having weed money but no weed <<<<<<<< about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 2 others
Adambaseballboy Drive a female in a car with no conditioner.... "Bae my perm sweating out" about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_
MarioPalush Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 809 others
SheDoin_ThaMost ppl ain't been givin no fucks bout me so why should I give fucks bout them? about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 3 others
Mra_Primetime #YouAintDoinSomethinRightIf your girlfriend/boyfriend refers to you as #oomf on twitter about 11 hours ago via web Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 12 others
iTweetCherry The people who feel the need to constantly brag about how "real" they keep it... aren't real at all. #RNS about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_ and 4 others
Adambaseballboy Black people at a baseball game *pitcher strikes batter out* nephew that's a homerun ain't it lmao wow about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by UNCLE_TOM_
My last week as a junior. about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web
You can tell when something is wrong with me....I tend to show my feelings. about 11 hours ago via Mobile Web